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Old 02-28-2008, 12:54 AM   #751
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the Axver doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
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What the Axver calls wine would kill all humans by alcohol poisoning just by smelling the fumes. The Axver can consume it all night and still wouldn't have a buzz.
That would explain why I've never been drunk. Hope that's a good enough explanation for Vazza.
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That would explain why I've never been drunk. Hope that's a good enough explanation for Vazza.
It won't. It never will.
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I like liquor, though.
Then you'll fit right in at the blackjack nights.

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I don't like beer either.
I can live with that.
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Then you'll fit right in at the blackjack nights.

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I can live with that.
Me too. And I do.
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When God said, "let there be light", the Axver said, "say 'please'."
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the Axver invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and cricket--in that order.
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It's hot here. Axver, turn down the heat. By which i mean push the sun back a bit.
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When God said, "let there be light", the Axver said, "say 'please'."
God thinks he's so omnipotent. I usually let him enjoy the fantasy, but his insolence then really pissed me off.
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I can live with that.
So can I. Beer is monumentally overrated. Some European beers are drinkable, but the watery piss that passes for American and Aussie beers just isn't worth the time of day.
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Jealous?

We could come up with some about you, but they'd all involve potatoes.
Quite.
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1970s American basketball star Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. The Axver calls this "a slow Tuesday."
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It's hot here. Axver, turn down the heat. By which i mean push the sun back a bit.
It's only that close to punish Queensland and Auckland for sucking. Move to Wellington already.
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