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Old 02-28-2008, 12:47 AM   #736
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Okay, you are STILL making Axver jokes?
Nope. Started up again tonight.
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Okay, going for Strepsils (AT LAST)... You'll probably be on Inaccessible Island in the 15 minutes that should take.
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Old 02-28-2008, 12:49 AM   #739
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the Axver sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, the Axver roundhouse-kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.


The devil's got some mighty fine wine down there in Hell too, you know.
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Old 02-28-2008, 12:49 AM   #740
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Okay, going for Strepsils (AT LAST)... You'll probably be on Inaccessible Island in the 15 minutes that should take.
No way. Probably won't get there for an hour.
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Old 02-28-2008, 12:49 AM   #741
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The devil's got some mighty fine wine down there in Hell too, you know.

Andrew=doesn't like wine.
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Old 02-28-2008, 12:50 AM   #742
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Okay, you are STILL making Axver jokes?
Jealous?

We could come up with some about you, but they'd all involve potatoes.
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the Axver once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.
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The devil's got some mighty fine wine down there in Hell too, you know.
What the Axver calls wine would kill all humans by alcohol poisoning just by smelling the fumes. The Axver can consume it all night and still wouldn't have a buzz.





Ah, fuck it. Andrews ones are better.
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Andrew=doesn't like wine.
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Old 02-28-2008, 12:52 AM   #746
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Andrew=doesn't like wine.
Oh, then I won't invite you to our poker nights.
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You should have stopped while you were ahead.
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Old 02-28-2008, 12:53 AM   #748
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the Axver once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.
Well, that'd explain a lot.
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"Who buys U2 records anyway? It's just music for plumbers and bricklayers. Bono, what a slob. You'd think with all that climbing about he does, he'd look real fit and that. But he's real fat, y'know. Reminds me of a soddin' mountain goat."
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Phailure.
I don't like beer either.
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Oh, then I won't invite you to our poker nights.
I like liquor, though.
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