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Old 02-28-2008, 12:41 AM   #721
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The Axver discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which the Axver is even more SuperWin than in this one. When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, the Axver roundhouse-kicked him in the face. We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking.
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Old 02-28-2008, 12:42 AM   #722
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the Axver does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. The Axver goes killing.
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Old 02-28-2008, 12:42 AM   #723
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ok i am really out. as in, falling asleep. i shoudlnt keep my laptop on a table by my bed.
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G'night, Vazza!

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In an average living room there are 1,242 objects the Axver could use to kill you, including the room itself.
The rest of the neighbourhood better watch out if I use the room though. It's almost nuclear.
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: the Axver once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he shat it out, the turtle was six feet tall and knew karate.
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The quickest way to a man's heart is with the Axver's fist.
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*finally catches up*

Phew. Now I undo all that effort and check another thread....
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The Axver discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which the Axver is even more SuperWin than in this one. When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, the Axver roundhouse-kicked him in the face. We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking.
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*finally catches up*

Phew. Now I undo all that effort and check another thread....


I know what you mean! I pick a thread, get caught up there, post the hell out of it, and Win.
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Woah, everything stopped.
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the Axver sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, the Axver roundhouse-kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
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Okay, you are STILL making Axver jokes?
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Woah, everything stopped.
I know. It's kinda scary! Unico and Varitek left.
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