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Old 02-28-2008, 12:36 AM   #706
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The Axver once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
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What can I say? She's a hottie and I really do love her.
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the Axver does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. The Axver goes killing.
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ok i am really out. as in, falling asleep. i shoudlnt keep my laptop on a table by my bed.
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The Axver has counted to infinity. Twice.
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ok i am really out. as in, falling asleep. i shoudlnt keep my laptop on a table by my bed.
There's a reason i don't do that often.

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The Axver is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking Indian.
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There's a reason i don't do that often.

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Touchpads and burnt penises?
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ok i am really out. as in, falling asleep. i shoudlnt keep my laptop on a table by my bed.
G'night, Vazza!
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In an average living room there are 1,242 objects the Axver could use to kill you, including the room itself.
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Maybe it's just from all the effort of having to control gravity and the plane relative to it.
Yeah... god help us if people realise planes are heavy and that flight operates purely on willpower...
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