Te Urewera National Park Chat Superthread

[the tourist]

Axver now can no longer catch Ian either. Between Ian and I, we owned over half of this thread.

 

[Axver]

The train-drivers probably have a points system based on hitting them that they keep as talleys on a whiteboard in some office somewhere where they giggle and drink scotch while playing poker. In the nude.

If I were a train driver, I'd be tempted to accelerate, lean out the window, and scream "BRING IT, BITCH! You're the only one who's going to get hurt here!"

 

[coolian2]

The train-drivers probably have a points system based on hitting them that they keep as talleys on a whiteboard in some office somewhere where they giggle and drink scotch while playing poker. In the nude.

They should, given how stupid people have to be to try and beat them.

 

[the tourist]

If I were a train driver, I'd be tempted to accelerate, lean out the window, and scream "BRING IT, BITCH!"

Fixed that for you.

 

[coolian2]

Axver now can no longer catch Ian either. Between Ian and I, we owned over half of this thread.

 

[Axver]

Axver now can no longer catch Ian either. Between Ian and I, we owned over half of this thread.

Fucking hell, guys, way to postwhore.

 

[the tourist]

They should, given how stupid people have to be to try and beat them.

I'm going to suggest it at the next train-driver's convention I attend.

 

[coolian2]

If I were a train driver, I'd be tempted to accelerate, lean out the window, and scream "BRING IT, BITCH! You're the only one who's going to get hurt here!"

 

[coolian2]

I'm going to suggest it at the next train-driver's convention I attend.

Awesome

 

[the tourist]

Fucking hell, guys, way to postwhore.

*salutes* We're good to go!

 

[Axver]

Fixed that for you.

Nah, I'm a wordy bastard. I prefer the excessively long way.

 

[the tourist]

Nah, I'm a wordy bastard. I prefer the excessively long way.

It makes it less funny, though.

 

[the tourist]

This is 302 for me.

 

[Axver]

So who's making the Inaccessible Island Chat Superthread? All you need to do is state where we've already been, provide a random factoid about the place, and preferably a graphic.

Andrew, Vazza, and I have already done threads. Do you want to, Ian?

Here's its Wikipedia page: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inaccessible_Island,_Tristan_da_Cunha

 

[coolian2]

This is 302 for me.

Fucking hell

 

[the tourist]

Awesome

I just injected with a bit of Abracadabra, Motherfucker. Awesome is a natural biproduct.

 

[the tourist]

So who's making the Inaccessible Island Chat Superthread? All you need to do is state where we've already been, provide a random factoid about the place, and preferably a graphic.

Andrew, Vazza, and I have already done threads. Do you want to, Ian?

Here's its Wikipedia page: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inaccessible_Island,_Tristan_da_Cunha

Which thread did I do? Are you counting the Counting one that Sicy closed?

 

[coolian2]

So who's making the Inaccessible Island Chat Superthread? All you need to do is state where we've already been, provide a random factoid about the place, and preferably a graphic.

Andrew, Vazza, and I have already done threads. Do you want to, Ian?

Here's its Wikipedia page: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inaccessible_Island,_Tristan_da_Cunha

Yep, sure.

 

[the tourist]

Fucking hell

It's the way to be.

AND I WAS GONE FOR 6 fooking hours!

 

[Axver]

Which thread did I do? Are you counting the Counting one that Sicy closed?

I thought you did the Aussie one before Djibouti?

 

[mysterious_jen]

The train-drivers probably have a points system based on hitting them that they keep as talleys on a whiteboard in some office somewhere where they giggle and drink scotch while playing poker. In the nude.

yep that is pretty close.. they also put up the photos of the crushed and decapitated souls that fuck with them



(dad is a train driver, has been for 30 years, oh the mangled shit he has seen )

 

[the tourist]

I thought you did the Aussie one before Djibouti?

Oh shit. I forgot. Hellday.

 

[Axver]

It's the way to be.

AND I WAS GONE FOR 6 fooking hours!

THE REST OF US = OWNED.

 

[the tourist]

yep that is pretty close.. they also put up the photos of the crushed and decapitated souls that fuck with them



(dad is a train driver, has been for 30 years, oh the mangled shit he has seen )

REALLY????

 

[the tourist]

THE REST OF US = OWNED.

You should all be ashamed. Except Ian. He did his best.

 

[Axver]

(dad is a train driver, has been for 30 years, oh the mangled shit he has seen )

Does he still drive trains? And can I get a cab ride? That'd be a dream.

 

[the tourist]

Ian, remember how you're supposed to start the thread. Axver, you're in charge of posting the numbers, btw. You assumed that role when you posted them this morning/lastnight.

 

[Axver]

You should all be ashamed. Except Ian. He did his best.

I've tried my best to catch you too! But I was sleeping!

I was totally owning this thread when it began.

 

[Axver]

Ian, remember how you're supposed to start the thread. Axver, you're in charge of posting the numbers, btw. You assumed that role when you posted them this morning/lastnight.

That's only my job when Vazza's not around. We've a good relationship going there.

 

[the tourist]

I've tried my best to catch you too! But I was sleeping!

I was totally owning this thread when it began.

Yeah. You had 16 posts and were in the lead. Good for an amateur.