Te Urewera National Park Chat Superthread

[the tourist]

And why is it that when the topic of sex comes up, all you boys can talk about is penises? I would have thought you'd go for the girl bits... Interesting.

I suppose it's up to me...


Boobs.

Big boobs.

 

[coolian2]

Big Boobs.

 

[Axver]

Yes... but there must be other places in the world named after naughty bits. The Devil's Marbles, for instance...


And maybe you youngsters can tell me... is it not cool to say "pwned" any more? I can't keep up...

There's Wetwang in England.

And I still use 'pwned', but I'm not exactly the best person to ask for cool. I never was cool. mofo82 in his bitching thread said I used to be cool. I was insulted.

 

[coolian2]

Damn! Gigantor mutherfucking boobs

 

[the tourist]

Big Boobs.

Gigantor Motherfucking Boobs.

 

[the tourist]

SuperWin Boobs

15d

 

[Axver]

And why is it that when the topic of sex comes up, all you boys can talk about is penises? I would have thought you'd go for the girl bits... Interesting.

I suppose it's up to me...


Boobs.

I think they're 13 years old and obsessed with size.

 

[coolian2]

pwned Boobs

 

[the tourist]

I think they're 13 years old and obsessed with size.

Vagina.

 

[Axver]

Gigantor Motherfucking Boobs.

It's suffocationtastic!

 

[coolian2]

Big Vagina

15d

 

[Alisaura]

There's Wetwang in England.

I saw some brilliant place names in the UK... can't remember the good ones now, of course.

 

[the tourist]

pwned Boobs

Galactic Love Boobs.

 

[Axver]

I think he's as in-key as he is on studio 40 for sure.

At least he has an excuse for 40.

 

[the tourist]

Big Vagina

15d

Gigantor Motherfucking Vagina...

...I don't think this is a good thing.

 

[coolian2]

Gigantor Motherfucking Vagina...

...I don't think this is a good thing.

Not at all

 

[the tourist]

At least he has an excuse for 40.

Oh come on now, it's not even a difficult melody to sing on key for. He didn't even try on 40. I've always always always thought they should have redone that song waaaaaaay back when.

 

[Axver]

I saw some brilliant place names in the UK... can't remember the good ones now, of course.

Looking at a map of England can provide hours of amusement. I'm not kidding. When I visited my grandparents about a year ago, my grandfather, father, and I had a map of England out and had a great time finding all the hilariously named places. Grandpa had been to a lot of them too.

 

[the tourist]

Not at all

Poor woman.

 

[Axver]

Gigantor Motherfucking Vagina...

...I don't think this is a good thing.

I think you need new adjectives for this.

 

[Alisaura]

Gigantor Motherfucking Vagina...

...I don't think this is a good thing.

*is literally in helpless fits of laughter*



*wipes tears*


I think I've established the pattern, though...


Knees?

 

[the tourist]

I think you need new adjectives for this.

What's wrong with the current ones? They're fun.

 

[coolian2]

There's Wetwang in England.

One of the few things The Axver hasn't achieved

 

[the tourist]

Knees?

That's just not as interesting.

 

[mysterious_jen]

Big boobs.

you called ?

 

[the tourist]

One of the few things The Axver hasn't achieved

!!! !!!

 

[coolian2]

Anus.

 

[Axver]

Oh come on now, it's not even a difficult melody to sing on key for. He didn't even try on 40. I've always always always thought they should have redone that song waaaaaaay back when.

Yeah, but it was recorded in just 40 minutes. And that includes mixing time. Well, Bono was probably bullshitting on "this song took 10 minutes to write, 10 minutes to record, 10 minutes to mix, 10 minutes playing it back, and that's got nothing to do with why it's called 40", but it was certainly done in a very quick period. I'm willing to forgive him for that. They were in a desperate spot. Red Light, however? Inexcusable.

 

[Alisaura]

Looking at a map of England can provide hours of amusement. I'm not kidding. When I visited my grandparents about a year ago, my grandfather, father, and I had a map of England out and had a great time finding all the hilariously named places. Grandpa had been to a lot of them too.

We went to a place called Tarring Neville. I had to ask what poor Neville had done to deserve that....

 

[coolian2]

We went to a place called Tarring Neville. I had to ask what poor Neville had done to deserve that....

Is there a local part called Feathering?