Te Urewera National Park Chat Superthread

[the tourist]

the Axver doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

 

[Axver]

What the Axver calls wine would kill all humans by alcohol poisoning just by smelling the fumes. The Axver can consume it all night and still wouldn't have a buzz.

That would explain why I've never been drunk. Hope that's a good enough explanation for Vazza.

 

[the tourist]

That would explain why I've never been drunk. Hope that's a good enough explanation for Vazza.

It won't. It never will.

 

[Axver]

I like liquor, though.

Then you'll fit right in at the blackjack nights.

45ed x6!

 

[coolian2]

I don't like beer either.

I can live with that.

 

[the tourist]

Then you'll fit right in at the blackjack nights.

45ed x6!

 

[the tourist]

I can live with that.

Me too. And I do.

 

[the tourist]

When God said, "let there be light", the Axver said, "say 'please'."

 

[the tourist]

the Axver invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and cricket--in that order.

 

[coolian2]

It's hot here. Axver, turn down the heat. By which i mean push the sun back a bit.

 

[Axver]

When God said, "let there be light", the Axver said, "say 'please'."

God thinks he's so omnipotent. I usually let him enjoy the fantasy, but his insolence then really pissed me off.

 

[Axver]

I can live with that.

So can I. Beer is monumentally overrated. Some European beers are drinkable, but the watery piss that passes for American and Aussie beers just isn't worth the time of day.

 

[liamcool]

Jealous?

We could come up with some about you, but they'd all involve potatoes.

Quite.

 

[the tourist]

1970s American basketball star Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. The Axver calls this "a slow Tuesday."

 

[Axver]

It's hot here. Axver, turn down the heat. By which i mean push the sun back a bit.

It's only that close to punish Queensland and Auckland for sucking. Move to Wellington already.

 

[the tourist]

So can I. Beer is monumentally overrated. Some European beers are drinkable, but the watery piss that passes for American and Aussie beers just isn't worth the time of day.

I'll stick to liquor. Bailey's and Chambord, FTW!

 

[Axver]

Quite.

Most people don't think it is possible to have sex with potatoes. Liam does not let what is or isn't possible stop him.

 

[coolian2]

It's only that close to punish Queensland and Auckland for sucking. Move to Wellington already.

Seattle or bust.


Maybe Wellington.

 

[coolian2]

I'll stick to liquor. Bailey's and Chambord, FTW!

Bailey's




15d

 

[Axver]

Seattle or bust.


Maybe Wellington.

Wellington's better. It has the Basin Reserve and a much higher occurrence of Kiwi accents.

 

[the tourist]

Wellington's better. It has the Basin Reserve and a much higher occurrence of Kiwi accents.

Much, much higher. The only "Kiwi" accent here is if that's the name of a stripper.

 

[coolian2]

Seattle has Qwest Field and Safeco Field

 

[Axver]

Randomly, just returning to our earlier October topic, I remembered one of the most fucked setlists I've made on my fantasy database. It's two main sets, no encore.

2006-04-02: FNB Stadium, Johannesburg - South Africa

Gloria
Fire
I Fall Down
Scarlet
October
Tomorrow
Rejoice
Carry Me Home
J. Swallow
With A Shout
I Threw A Brick Through A Window
Stranger In A Strange Land
Father Is An Elephant
Is That All?

Sunday Bloody Sunday
Like A Song
A Celebration
New Year's Day
Two Hearts Beat As One
Treasure (Whatever Happened To Pete The Chop?)
The Refugee
Seconds
Drowning Man
Endless Deep
Surrender
Red Light
Party Girl
40

I think only I and roughly four other people would genuinely enjoy that show!

 

[the tourist]

Hey Ax, if you doubled your current post total in this thread, you'd catch me.

 

[Axver]

Seattle has Qwest Field and Safeco Field

Basin Reserve FTW.

 

[the tourist]

Seattle has Qwest Field and Safeco Field

And Husky Stadium. And the Everett Event's Center. And the Tacoma Dome. And the fucking Space Needle.

 

[Axver]

Hey Ax, if you doubled your current post total in this thread, you'd catch me.

Damnit. I think you might just have this thread won, postwhourist.

 

[Alisaura]

Andrew=doesn't like wine.

Me neither.

I now have strepsils, nurofen, chips and biscuits. And I feel sick. Can't decide if I should have more food or not... *opens chips anyway*

At least my car was warm.

Oh yeah. Chips + sore throat = ow.

 

[Axver]

And Husky Stadium. And the Everett Event's Center. And the Tacoma Dome. And the fucking Space Needle.

Shouldn't the Tacoma Dome be in Tacoma?

 

[Alisaura]

the Axver once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.