Te Urewera National Park Chat Superthread

[the tourist]

Probably.

And so subtle too.

I wish I was so subtle. But ever being made of Win doesn't do that for a guy. You have to be made of SuperWin for a thing like that.

 

[the tourist]

SuperWin is Win with additional Abrakadabra, Motherfucker added.

 

[coolian2]

They'll just think it's porn since they'll know you don't get any.

If i play that photo numbers game it would be porn. Creepy porn.

And they don't know i don't get any. They just are pretty sure they know.

 

[the tourist]

If i play that photo numbers game it would be porn. Creepy porn.

And they don't know i don't get any. They just are pretty sure they know.

One of them will be from interference, but will keep quiet about that fact. They'll just spread the rumour.

 

[coolian2]

SuperWin is Win with additional Abrakadabra, Motherfucker added.

SuperWin + Abrakadabra, Motherfucker = Axver? Or am i missing a link?

 

[bono_man2002]

It's actually not all that active until about 10 hours from now, whatever that time is for you.

10 Hours from now is nearly 8pm.

Probably perfect timing, although the pages and post whoreing seem to go on now.

 

[coolian2]

One of them will be from interference, but will keep quiet about that fact. They'll just spread the rumour.

I'd laugh my arse off if there was someone from Interference at my university.

It would be, genuinely, the most shocking thing ever.

 

[the tourist]

SuperWin + Abrakadabra, Motherfucker = Axver? Or am i missing a link?

No. You're wrong. Here is the formula:

Win+Abrakadabra, Motherfucker=SuperWin.

 

[the tourist]

I'd laugh my arse off if there was someone from Interference at my university.

It would be, genuinely, the most shocking thing ever.

Actually they'd call you a postwhore. And people would take it wrong and think "He used to be a whore??"

 

[coolian2]

I was always shit at maths

 

[the tourist]

10 Hours from now is nearly 8pm.

Probably perfect timing, although the pages and post whoreing seem to go on now.

Trust me, this is just two of us noodling around. Once Axver gets into this, and Jen, Ali, and Varitek, it will be hopping like a bloody kangaroo.

 

[the tourist]

I was always shit at maths

It shows.

 

[bono_man2002]

I was always shit at maths

I'm still shite at maths!

 

[coolian2]

Actually they'd call you a postwhore. And people would take it wrong and think "He used to be a whore??"

I retired from being a professional whore to retain my amateur status for the Olympics

 

[coolian2]

I'm still shite at maths!

Go us!

 

[coolian2]

Trust me, this is just two of us noodling around. Once Axver gets into this, and Jen, Ali, and Varitek, it will be hopping like a bloody kangaroo.

A kangaroo with a sore foot

 

[the tourist]

I retired from being a professional whore to retain my amateur status for the Olympics

Mustve been difficult to be a whore, being still a virgin and all. What did you do to those people????????>

 

[coolian2]

It shows.

Witty + Win = You

 

[the tourist]

A kangaroo with a sore foot

And a spring on the bottom of that foot.

 

[coolian2]

Mustve been difficult to be a whore, being still a virgin and all. What did you do to those people????????>

Tied them up and robbed them

 

[bono_man2002]

Trust me, this is just two of us noodling around. Once Axver gets into this, and Jen, Ali, and Varitek, it will be hopping like a bloody kangaroo.

Last night I think it was Ax, Jen Ali and I guess it was jumping around like a kangaroo.

 

[the tourist]

Witty + Win = You

Yeah. Too bad You isn't as good as SuperWin.

 

[coolian2]

And a spring on the bottom of that foot.

While bouncing on a trampoline

 

[the tourist]

Last night I think it was Ax, Jen Ali and I guess it was jumping around like a kangaroo.

Oh trust me, it will again tonight.

 

[bono_man2002]

Go us!

 

[the tourist]

While bouncing on a trampoline

That is sitting atop a ridiculously big spring.

 

[the tourist]

I think I've made almost 200 posts this morning.

 

[coolian2]

That is sitting atop a ridiculously big spring.

Which is atop a really big trampoline

 

[the tourist]

What a giant waste of time.

 

[the tourist]

Which is atop a really big trampoline

Which is all on a gigantor penis.