Te Puke, Bay Of Plenty, New Zealand Superthread

[Axver]

So far, we've visited:

1. Pop Survivor Round One
2. Australia Discotheque style
3. EBTTRT
4. IAMJ
5. TCATT
6. POTDB
7. EYKIW/Liechtenstein
8. AIWIU2
9. 'Straya
10. Sheikh Djibouti
11. Te Urewera National Park
12. Have you been to Inaccessible Island?
13. Lodgepole, Nebraska
14. Bangaluru, which was Bangin'
15. Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu
16. Territorial Collectivity of Saint Pierre and Michelin
17. Ouagadougou
18. Dominican Republic
19. Longyearbyen, Spitsbergen
20. Fernando de Noronha
21. Kyzyl, aka Fuck Vowels
22. Torquay, aka Fawlty Towers
23. Pay the Bill, Wyoming
24. Fenway Park
25. Pridnestrovian Moldavian Republic
26. Bumberry Muffins, NSW
27. Vrbno pod Pradědem
28. Unalaska, Alaska
29. Sexy Peak, Idaho
30. Fucking, Austria
31. Wittenoom, Western Australia
32. Hell, Michigan
33. Centralia, Pennsylvania
34. Anus, France
35. Vagina, Krasnoyarsk Krai, Russia
36. Wetwang, England
37. Cunter, Switzerland
38. Bastard Township, Ontario
39. Useless Loop, Western Australia
40. Tea, South Dakota
41. Giggleswick, England
42. Whakapapa (pronounced "Fuck a Papa"), New Zealand, aka Incest
43. Axver's perving in Jen's Room, Lamethreadlocation, Geelong
44. Twatt, Shetland
45. Fingringhoe, Essex
46. Blowhard, Victoria
47. Orange Free State, South Africa
48. Middle Intercourse Island
49. Disneyland, USA
50. Saint-Louis-du-Ha! Ha!, Quebec
51. This Baby's Moustache, America
52. Boring Lava Field, Oregon
53. Ian's a Morón Air Base, Spain
54. Comet U23D/Biela (lost)
55. Dildo vs bug pinus, Newfoundland
56. Haiku Valley, Hawaii
57. Hole of Horcum, England
58. Cumbum, Tamil Nadu, India
59. Hell For Certain, Kentucky
60. Devil's Dyke, Sussex, England
61. Koolyanobbing, Western Australia
62. Jamaica Plain, Massachusetts
63. Three Cocks and the Truth, Wales
64. Saddam Hussein Town, Sri Lanka
65. Tittybong, Victoria, Australia
66. Humptulips, Washington
67. Sweet, Tits!, South Carolina
68. End of Earth, Michigan
69. Big Bone Lick State Park, Kentucky
70. Kholat Syakhl, Russia
71. Adelaide, South Australia
72. Dumb Hope, Northumberland, UK
73. Let's Bumpass, Virginia
74. Shut the Bogan Gate, New South Wales
75. The Mullet, Ireland
76. Upperthong, West Yorkshire
77. Let's have some Sexbierum, Holland
78. Pussy, France
79. Postwhorehouse Meadow
80. Brilliant, Alabama
81. Hooker, Oklahoma
82. Knob Lick, Missouri
83. Fresh Kills, Staten Island
84. Swastika, Ontario
85. Paw Paw, West Vagina
86. Tutaekuri ("dogshit") River, New Zealand
87. Axver Will Post Here While Losing His Virginity, Utah
88. Alphabet City, New York
89. Kumamoto ("fire cunt" in Swahili), Japan
90. Llanfairynghornwy, Anglesey, Wales
91. Geebung, Queensland
92. Knockemstiff, Ohio
93. Vazza's Bar, Montenegro
94. Rough and Ready, California
95. Uranium City, Saskatchewan
96. Axver is an Iron Knob, South Australia
97. Howlong, Howlong Must We Sing This Song, New South Wales
98. Penistone, South Yorkshire
99. Cumby, Texas
100. Chass rules over the Gay and Lesbian Kingdom of the Coral Sea Islands
101. Vaduz, Liechtenstein and its gullible idiots
102. Go Have a Wank, Bavaria
103. Go sit in the Hooker Corner, Indiana
104. Brest Railway Museum, Belarus
105. Craggy Island, Ireland
106. Rooty Hill Holiday Inn, New South Wales
107. Westward Ho!, Devon, England
108. We Loveladies, New Jersey
109. Desert Island VII
110. Adiós, Spain
111. Smackover, Arkansas
112. Shag Point, New Zealand
113. Mollie's Nipple, Utah
114. Shitlington Crags, Northumberland
115. Pity Me, County Durham
116. Why Arizona?
117. Die, Drôme
118. You're a Bitche, France
119. Bird-in-Hand, Pennsylvania
120. Pecker's Point, Newfoundland
121. You're a Fake, Nigeria
122. Scull your Beer, Devon
123. Weed, California
124. Cockplay, Scotland
125. Little Snoring, Norfolk
126. Crap, Albania
127. Mount Buggery, Victoria
128. Mount Gay, West Virginia
129. Dickshooter, I'd a ho
130. River Piddle, Dorset
131. You'd like a Wanglik, Guangdong
132. Conception Junction, Missouri
133. Intercourse, Pennslyvania
134. Wendy-cum-Jolly, Hertfordshire
135. In Ten Years, Larry Mullen Will Be A Bald Knob, Arkansas
136. Woodenbong, New South Wales
137. I 8 Hiscock on the Road, Melbourne
138. Shades of Death Road, New Jersey
139. Cinnaminson loves Jen, New Jersey
140. Serena is a Postwhore, Louisiana
141. You're a Slutsk, Belarus
142. Crapaud, Prince Edward Island
143. I Fondled Little George's Coc'nuts, Pitcairn Island
144. Bland Place, Otara, Auckland
145. Boggus Motor Company, Harlingen, Texas
146. Zzyzx, California, aka "Buy a Vowel!"
147. Blubberhouses, Yorkshire
148. Wine's better than a Rum Jungle, Northern Territory
149. Broomrape Lane, Lake Havasu City, Arizona
150. None Tree Hill, Auckland
151. Oh no a Monster, The Netherlands
152. Kilbrittain, Ireland
153. Mulderkill River, Delaware (X-Files country?)
154. I drank all the Booze, Norf Yocksha
155. Yap, Federated States of Micronesia
156. Ohai, New Zealand
157. Tumbleweed Restaurant, Chillicothe, Ohio
158. Belcher Islands, Nunavut
159. Shitterton, Dorset

From one end of the earth in Shitterton, we arrive at the other end of the earth in a New Zealand town called Te Puke in the Bay Of Plenty region. Its name is Maori for "the hill" and the correct pronunciation is "tee pook-ee". It is home to 6,770 people and promotes itself as the kiwifruit capital of the world.

Te Puke - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

:fuckyeah:

 

[coolian2]

:fuckyeah:

 

[Serena Vox]

 

[Axver]

at Chass's last post in the Shitterton thread.

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

100. Chass rules over the Gay and Lesbian Kingdom of the Coral Sea Islands

Who did that?!

 

[the tourist]

:fuckyeah:

 

[Axver]

Who did that?!

I think that was one of mine from a while ago!

 

[Axver]

Who Posted?
Total Posts: 1,003
User Name Posts
Axver 202
Serena Vox 153
KhanadaRhodes 109
bono_212 99
gluey 94
the tourist 59
coolian2 45
The Sad Punk 38
cinnaminson 30
DreamOutLoud13 28
Angela Harlem 22
bono_man2002 21
Alisaura 18
mysterious_jen 18
GirlsAloudFan 15
Its Britastic! 13
U2MaNaIcWeIdO 11
LemonMelon 9
RavenBlue 8
RegularBonoFan 6
Irishteen 4
phillyfan26 1

 

[Serena Vox]

153. Mulderkill River, Delaware (X-Files country?)

Let me guess, Daniel?

 

[Axver]

153. Mulderkill River, Delaware (X-Files country?)

Let me guess, Daniel?

No, he hasn't made any of the recent threads. I think the only thread-makers since Murderkill River have been myself, Ian, and you, so I'm guessing it was Ian.

 

[the tourist]

I give up guys. It was me.

 

[Serena Vox]

No, he hasn't made any of the recent threads. I think the only thread-makers since Murderkill River have been myself, Ian, and you, so I'm guessing it was Ian.

I thought he made one not too long ago?

Oh noes, I must really be losing my mind.

 

[Axver]

I thought he made one not too long ago?

Oh noes, I must really be losing my mind.

He did the Boggus Motor Company, which was earlier than Murderkill River.

 

[coolian2]

Mulderkill was me.

 

[Serena Vox]

He did the Boggus Motor Company, which was earlier than Murderkill River.

Ah, righto.
I thought it was after, I haven't paid too much attention.

Then again, it IS about 4 am.

 

[the tourist]

Mulderkill was me.

Fuck you. It was me.

 

[Serena Vox]

Mulderkill was me.

Win.

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

Is Ian an alien?

 

[Serena Vox]

Fuck you. It was me.

Knock it off, guys. It was really me and I'm just playing stupid.

 

[coolian2]

Fuck you. It was me.

Don't lie to me, bitch.

 

[coolian2]

Is Ian an alien?

Ready to be probed?

 

[Serena Vox]

Is Ian an alien?

*gets gun, badge and 'Spooky' name tag*

 

[the tourist]

Don't lie to me, bitch.

I'll slap you silly with a... with a... a fish?

 

[coolian2]

I'll slap you silly with a... with a... a fish?

Anything but a fish.

 

[Axver]

I love how we've gone to a good number of Kiwi locations and I haven't been to almost all of them.

 

[the tourist]

Anything but a fish.

How about a fish-smelling woman's nether-region?

 

[The Sad Punk]

Ugh fuck, I feel like shit. Shouldn't have tasted three different energy drinks today.

Stupid, stupid.

 

[Serena Vox]

I love how we've gone to a good number of Kiwi locations and I haven't been to almost all of them.

Travel more.

Actually, I've no room to talk. I see from the masterlist that there have been a few Ohioi locations and I've never been to any of them either. Though I am now determined to visit Tumbleweed.

 

[the tourist]

Ugh fuck, I feel like shit. Shouldn't have tasted three different energy drinks today.

Stupid, stupid.