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Old 03-01-2008, 04:35 AM   #961
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My favourite was some really fucked up play we studied in grade 11 Drama. In a mutual masturbation scene, the fact one character was wearing sandals was meant to symbolise his innocence.

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is that neve cambell and the other chick getting it on??? wow, we had bloody boring old romeo and juliet
Kate Winslet and Melanie Lynskey (i've probably ballsed up the spelling)

It was an ok movie the first time. The 16th time, not so much.
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how many pairs of sandals does screwtape own ?
Sandals and white socks
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how many pairs of sandals does screwtape own ?
He's going to need 99 pairs when he finally has his first kiss.
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wow, we had bloody boring old romeo and juliet
We did that in grade 10 and it was boring as fucking hell. I swear, that is one of the stupidest plays of all time. And I like Shakespeare. Macbeth, Henry V, The Tempest, etc. for the win, but Romeo And Juliet for the EPIC PHAIL.

We watched some bullshit modern movie adaptation of it, set in the present day but using the Shakespearean language. What an absolute sack of moronic crap. You couldn't take it seriously on any level.
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He's going to need 99 pairs when he finally has his first kiss.
Wait until he sees his first tit
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We did that in grade 10 and it was boring as fucking hell. I swear, that is one of the stupidest plays of all time. And I like Shakespeare. Macbeth, Henry V, The Tempest, etc. for the win, but Romeo And Juliet for the EPIC PHAIL.

We watched some bullshit modern movie adaptation of it, set in the present day but using the Shakespearean language. What an absolute sack of moronic crap. You couldn't take it seriously on any level.
God, i remember doing that.

Fucking dreadful.
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We did that in grade 10 and it was boring as fucking hell. I swear, that is one of the stupidest plays of all time. And I like Shakespeare. Macbeth, Henry V, The Tempest, etc. for the win, but Romeo And Juliet for the EPIC PHAIL.

We watched some bullshit modern movie adaptation of it, set in the present day but using the Shakespearean language. What an absolute sack of moronic crap. You couldn't take it seriously on any level.

the aussie remake with mick molloy and vince collosemo ? and various other shady aussie types?


i started watching it but the shakesperian language was tooooooo much.
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Mind you, the modern day remake of Othello without the Shakespearean language was equally as dire
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Wait until he sees his first tit
I hope he's got a lot of sandals handy, because here's a great tit to ruin his purity score.

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the aussie remake with mick molloy and vince collosemo ? and various other shady aussie types?


i started watching it but the shakesperian language was tooooooo much.
I've no idea who was in it. It was just such a sack of absolute crap. It was like they were trying far too hard to make Shakespeare cool and all it was good for was to point and laugh.

Guys, just because you've got guns doesn't mean we're going to overlook that your entire movie is a total waste of time!
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I hope he's got a lot of sandals handy, because here's a great tit to ruin his purity score.

I should have seen that coming
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Hey, I've just realised how we can take one or two points off Screwtape's purity score! Anybody here a prostitute, pimp, or homosexual? Because all we need is for a prostitute or a pimp to proposition him and he loses a point, and the same goes for a homosexual propositioning him. He doesn't actually have to accept!
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