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Old 03-01-2008, 03:17 AM   #856
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Guys, we all know that in two years, Screwtape's going to meet some equally nerdy, very beautiful, sexually unfulfilled female poetry fan who he'll swoon and they'll have increasingly less awkward sex until they have a more fulfilling relationship than any of us. Bastard.

and probably cry every time they "make love"
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Guys, we all know that in two years, Screwtape's going to meet some equally nerdy, very beautiful, sexually unfulfilled female poetry fan who he'll swoon and they'll have increasingly less awkward sex until they have a more fulfilling relationship than any of us. Bastard.
You're probably right. Then again, I've only had sex with one girl, and I'm my girlfriend's first boyfriend. And I'm a poet. But here's the difference--I HAVE MASTURBATED!
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Or she could just go for him. But I'm sure he won't convince her to "pack the sa(n)d" as it were....
On a related note, I think he needs a custom Interference title.

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Aren't you proud that I haven't used the easy "slice of LemonMelon" line? It works so well. But it's also lame.
You should use it. Lame is the new black.
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You're probably right. Then again, I've only had sex with one girl, and I'm my girlfriend's first boyfriend. And I'm a poet. But here's the difference--I HAVE MASTURBATED!
YOU'VE MASTURBATED??

you dirty, filthy boy.
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On a related note, I think he needs a custom Interference title.

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Perfect.
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YOU'VE MASTURBATED??

you dirty, filthy boy.

You know it.
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Totally unrelated to anything we're talking about, but:

Holy fucking shit, Porcupine Tree's live CD, We Lost The Skyline, is one of the best things I have ever heard in my entire fucking life. This slays. This fucking slays.

Thank you for indulging me everyone, please return to your regularly scheduled discussion of penises and vaginas.
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For once, I have nothing to add to this Screwtape conversation. But rest assure that I'm very amused by it.
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Totally unrelated to anything we're talking about, but:

Holy fucking shit, Porcupine Tree's live CD, We Lost The Skyline, is one of the best things I have ever heard in my entire fucking life. This slays. This fucking slays.

Thank you for indulging me everyone, please return to your regularly scheduled discussion of penises and vaginas.
If you didn't have such a disastrous time uploading, I'd ask for a specific e-mail involving this....
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Every time you have a pull god kills a harum of virgins.
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You're probably right. Then again, I've only had sex with one girl, and I'm my girlfriend's first boyfriend. And I'm a poet. But here's the difference--I HAVE MASTURBATED!
Yes, but DO YOU GO TO ARTHOUSE FILMS?
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