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Old 03-01-2008, 03:08 AM   #841
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Sounds like you need a ticket to Nebraska. And burn all his poetry books when he tries to recite poems to you.

the books will combust when i walk into the rooom. can i get to nebraska via seattle
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I think the closest we're going to get to that is him saying the word 'fuck'. Or quoting New Spoken Whales's haiku.
Still will be difficult, I'm certain.
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the books will combust when i walk into the rooom. can i get to nebraska via seattle
Someone's looking for a slice of tourism.
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Old 03-01-2008, 03:12 AM   #845
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Sounds like you need a ticket to Nebraska. And burn all his poetry books when he tries to recite poems to you.
Actually, he is good at poetry.

So just confiscate it and tell him he can't publish any of it until he goes and fucks himself a few times.
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Old 03-01-2008, 03:12 AM   #846
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Actually, he is good at poetry.

So just confiscate it and tell him he can't publish any of it until he goes and fucks himself a few times.

in the corner while we make a video to prove it .
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Old 03-01-2008, 03:12 AM   #847
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There probably is Simpson's porn online somewhere. Sick fucks. Cartoon porn is just weird.
True, but you know what else is weird?

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So just confiscate it and tell him he can't publish any of it until he goes and fucks himself a few times.
Or better yet, someone else
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Actually, he is good at poetry.

So just confiscate it and tell him he can't publish any of it until he goes and fucks himself a few times.
Or she could just go for him. But I'm sure he won't convince her to "pack the sa(n)d" as it were....
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True, but you know what else is weird?



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Or she could just go for him. But I'm sure he won't convince her to "pack the sa(n)d" as it were....
By the way, thanks for that rare insight into your mating ritual.

I didn't know you called your old fella "sad" though.
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Guys, we all know that in two years, Screwtape's going to meet some equally nerdy, very beautiful, sexually unfulfilled female poetry fan who he'll swoon and they'll have increasingly less awkward sex until they have a more fulfilling relationship than any of us. Bastard.
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By the way, thanks for that rare insight into your mating ritual.

I didn't know you called your old fella "sad" though.
You missed the earlier post I was referencing. I bet Axver will remember. And if not, then NSW and Dalton will.
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Aren't you proud that I haven't used the easy "slice of LemonMelon" line? It works so well. But it's also lame.
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