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Old 03-01-2008, 01:39 AM   #676
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I can just picture his journal now:

12:01 AM - Fuck Axver

Today, as I was casually minding my own business out on his front lawn, I could see through the window that he forgot to set his toaster to dark. As a result, his toast was light, and he seemed to be upset about it. What a pretentious assclown. Did I mention he once put together a fake setlist party and paraded it around as if it was real? I hate him so much.

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12:06 AM - Axver is a dumbass and I hate him

See title. I need to get out of here for a bit so I can search through Axver's garbage. What a pretentious assclown. I hate him. Did I mention he once put together a fake setlist party and paraded it around as if it was real? I hate him so much.

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Old 03-01-2008, 01:39 AM   #677
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My bastard didn't send me back an email telling me if he was or was not a platypus.
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Dark toast can lick my ballz
Burnt muthafuckin' ballz?
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They'd only be burnt if the dark toast was still hot
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sigh so happy to be back in thread.


the real world hurts me .



work on a saturday LOSS.
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burnt toast + balls = scratchy
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12:08 AM - Axver eats light toast sometimes. Bastard.

I'm posting from a laptop right now while in Axver's rubbish bins. Did you know he threw out a perfectly good Girls Aloud CD, still in the original shrink wrap? What a moran. I can get 20 bucks for this on ebay.


My rubbish is too good to be spoilt by a Girls Aloud CD though.
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give me a quick overview of the thread , back reading will hurt me like dark toast.
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Oh shit son you fuckin' crazy dose beats r dope yeaaa hi guys
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My bastard didn't send me back an email telling me if he was or was not a platypus.
What a worthless prick of a scammer.

I should go through my junk mail and e-mail all the viagra sellers to ask if they are or are not a platypus.
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I can't give you an overview Jen, I'm just winging it.


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sigh so happy to be back in thread.


the real world hurts me .



work on a saturday LOSS.


You really need a day off, Jen!
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What a worthless prick of a scammer.

I should go through my junk mail and e-mail all the viagra sellers to ask if they are or are not a platypus.

I never get the viagra spam is that cause I've never had the need to "research" it?
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I'm not a big hater of work on a Saturday. As long as I get off work before like 10 or 11pm.
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give me a quick overview of the thread , back reading will hurt me like dark toast.
Andrew spammed the shit out of the place, I tried to get someone to bring me breakfast because I'm lazy, and now that n00b still angry about Liechtenstein is continuing to comment on my LJ. So we've suggested he's starting the Assver is Stupid Society.
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