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Old 03-01-2008, 01:08 AM   #646
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Just take solace in the fact that he will someday tell his grandchildren about what you did to him and they, too, will think he's lame.
A multi-generational legacy.

I can just see one of the grandkids coming on here to post:

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Old 03-01-2008, 01:10 AM   #647
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Just take solace in the fact that he will someday tell his grandchildren about what you did to him and they, too, will think he's lame.
Or he'll get his grandkids to post hate-comments on Ax's grandkids' blogs.
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Old 03-01-2008, 01:10 AM   #648
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Where are the rest of the Aussie folk? Ali and Jen and whomever else....
Jen's probably not home from work yet. Not sure where Ali went, probably to talk to people or something equally weird. I think many of us are only around in the evening.

And yeah, Varitek needs to learn to multitask and have sex while postwhoring.
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"Who buys U2 records anyway? It's just music for plumbers and bricklayers. Bono, what a slob. You'd think with all that climbing about he does, he'd look real fit and that. But he's real fat, y'know. Reminds me of a soddin' mountain goat."
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Old 03-01-2008, 01:11 AM   #649
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And yeah, Varitek needs to learn to multitask and have sex while postwhoring.
It's true.

By the way, I'm terrible with times. What time is it there again?
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Old 03-01-2008, 01:11 AM   #650
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Or he'll get his grandkids to post hate-comments on Ax's grandkids' blogs.
Then again, he's so lame, he may never even have kids.

Oh well, he'll always have his illogical hatred of Axver to keep him warm at night.
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Old 03-01-2008, 01:12 AM   #651
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By the way, I'm terrible with times. What time is it there again?
Coming on 5:15pm Saturday evening.
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"Who buys U2 records anyway? It's just music for plumbers and bricklayers. Bono, what a slob. You'd think with all that climbing about he does, he'd look real fit and that. But he's real fat, y'know. Reminds me of a soddin' mountain goat."
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Old 03-01-2008, 01:14 AM   #652
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Then again, he's so lame, he may never even have kids.

Oh well, he'll always have his illogical hatred of Axver to keep him warm at night.
I hope he starts the Assver is Stupid Society. It even abbreviates to ASS. I want to subscribe to its newsletter and find out all the terrible stuff I never knew about myself, like how I supposedly used to be cool.
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Old 03-01-2008, 01:16 AM   #653
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Where are the rest of the Aussie folk? Ali and Jen and whomever else....
whomever else reporting for duty boys

would've been here earlier but have been trying on clothes for a wedding party thing in April. oh, if only I had a webcam. . . . . .
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Old 03-01-2008, 01:18 AM   #654
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Then again, he's so lame, he may never even have kids.

Oh well, he'll always have his illogical hatred of Axver to keep him warm at night.

what's lame is having kids and kids and more kids and then say, "I don't know how it keeps happening?". . . . . . ever heard of contraception people
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ever heard of contraception people
Well, if you fell for Save the Whalers, no, probably not.

And hey cin, nice to see you around!
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"Who buys U2 records anyway? It's just music for plumbers and bricklayers. Bono, what a slob. You'd think with all that climbing about he does, he'd look real fit and that. But he's real fat, y'know. Reminds me of a soddin' mountain goat."
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I don't get it.
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Old 03-01-2008, 01:22 AM   #657
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I hope he starts the Assver is Stupid Society. It even abbreviates to ASS. I want to subscribe to its newsletter and find out all the terrible stuff I never knew about myself, like how I supposedly used to be cool.
I can just picture his journal now:

12:01 AM - Fuck Axver

Today, as I was casually minding my own business out on his front lawn, I could see through the window that he forgot to set his toaster to dark. As a result, his toast was light, and he seemed to be upset about it. What a pretentious assclown. Did I mention he once put together a fake setlist party and paraded it around as if it was real? I hate him so much.

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12:06 AM - Axver is a dumbass and I hate him

See title. I need to get out of here for a bit so I can search through Axver's garbage. What a pretentious assclown. I hate him. Did I mention he once put together a fake setlist party and paraded it around as if it was real? I hate him so much.

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Old 03-01-2008, 01:23 AM   #658
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i think i need to look back a couple of hundred posts so that i don't feel like a total idiot. . . .
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I don't get it.
I'm implying people like Rob33 and mofo82 who fell for the Kunstmuseum Liechtenstein gig hook, line, and sinker are also daft enough to not be aware of contraception.

Then again, Rob33 is probably all of ten years old, so he has a bit of an excuse there.
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Ian McCulloch the U2 fan:
"Who buys U2 records anyway? It's just music for plumbers and bricklayers. Bono, what a slob. You'd think with all that climbing about he does, he'd look real fit and that. But he's real fat, y'know. Reminds me of a soddin' mountain goat."
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Old 03-01-2008, 01:25 AM   #660
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I can just picture his journal now:

12:01 AM - Fuck Axver

Today, as I was casually minding my own business out on his front lawn, I could see through the window that he forgot to set his toaster to dark. As a result, his toast was light, and he seemed to be upset about it. What a pretentious assclown. Did I mention he once put together a fake setlist party and paraded it around as if it was real? I hate him so much.

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12:06 AM - Axver is a dumbass and I hate him

See title. I need to get out of here for a bit so I can search through Axver's garbage. What a pretentious assclown. I hate him. Did I mention he once put together a fake setlist party and paraded it around as if it was real? I hate him so much.

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NIGERIANS NEED YOUR HELP
SEND MONEY TO:

123 FAKE STREET ROCHESTER NY
QFHILARITY

Fuckin' light toast.
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