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[mysterious_jen]

Sounds like you need a ticket to Nebraska. And burn all his poetry books when he tries to recite poems to you.

the books will combust when i walk into the rooom. can i get to nebraska via seattle

 

[the tourist]

I think the closest we're going to get to that is him saying the word 'fuck'. Or quoting New Spoken Whales's haiku.

Still will be difficult, I'm certain.

 

[the tourist]

the books will combust when i walk into the rooom. can i get to nebraska via seattle

Someone's looking for a slice of tourism.

 

[mysterious_jen]

Someone's looking for a slice of tourism.

always

 

[Axver]

Sounds like you need a ticket to Nebraska. And burn all his poetry books when he tries to recite poems to you.

Actually, he is good at poetry.

So just confiscate it and tell him he can't publish any of it until he goes and fucks himself a few times.

 

[mysterious_jen]

Actually, he is good at poetry.

So just confiscate it and tell him he can't publish any of it until he goes and fucks himself a few times.

in the corner while we make a video to prove it .

 

[Cin]

have been sucked into youtube land. . . .

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pXoURr9R_4&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKvSvxhdm9c&feature=related

 

[LemonMelon]

There probably is Simpson's porn online somewhere. Sick fucks. Cartoon porn is just weird.

True, but you know what else is weird?

Someone's looking for a slice of tourism.

 

[coolian2]

So just confiscate it and tell him he can't publish any of it until he goes and fucks himself a few times.

Or better yet, someone else

 

[the tourist]

Actually, he is good at poetry.

So just confiscate it and tell him he can't publish any of it until he goes and fucks himself a few times.

Or she could just go for him. But I'm sure he won't convince her to "pack the sad" as it were....

 

[the tourist]

True, but you know what else is weird?

 

[coolian2]

Or she could just go for him. But I'm sure he won't convince her to "pack the sad" as it were....

By the way, thanks for that rare insight into your mating ritual.

I didn't know you called your old fella "sad" though.

 

[Axver]

Guys, we all know that in two years, Screwtape's going to meet some equally nerdy, very beautiful, sexually unfulfilled female poetry fan who he'll swoon and they'll have increasingly less awkward sex until they have a more fulfilling relationship than any of us. Bastard.

 

[the tourist]

By the way, thanks for that rare insight into your mating ritual.

I didn't know you called your old fella "sad" though.

You missed the earlier post I was referencing. I bet Axver will remember. And if not, then NSW and Dalton will.

 

[LemonMelon]

Aren't you proud that I haven't used the easy "slice of LemonMelon" line? It works so well. But it's also lame.

 

[Cin]

Guys, we all know that in two years, Screwtape's going to meet some equally nerdy, very beautiful, sexually unfulfilled female poetry fan who he'll swoon and they'll have increasingly less awkward sex until they have a more fulfilling relationship than any of us. Bastard.

and probably cry every time they "make love"

 

[the tourist]

Guys, we all know that in two years, Screwtape's going to meet some equally nerdy, very beautiful, sexually unfulfilled female poetry fan who he'll swoon and they'll have increasingly less awkward sex until they have a more fulfilling relationship than any of us. Bastard.

You're probably right. Then again, I've only had sex with one girl, and I'm my girlfriend's first boyfriend. And I'm a poet. But here's the difference--I HAVE MASTURBATED!

 

[Axver]

Or she could just go for him. But I'm sure he won't convince her to "pack the sad" as it were....

On a related note, I think he needs a custom Interference title.

Screwtape2: Making vaginas sad since 1987.

 

[coolian2]

Get a little coolin you.

 

[the tourist]

Aren't you proud that I haven't used the easy "slice of LemonMelon" line? It works so well. But it's also lame.

You should use it. Lame is the new black.

 

[Cin]

You're probably right. Then again, I've only had sex with one girl, and I'm my girlfriend's first boyfriend. And I'm a poet. But here's the difference--I HAVE MASTURBATED!

YOU'VE MASTURBATED??

you dirty, filthy boy.

 

[the tourist]

On a related note, I think he needs a custom Interference title.

Screwtape2: Making vaginas sad since 1987.

Perfect.

 

[the tourist]

YOU'VE MASTURBATED??

you dirty, filthy boy.

You know it.

 

[Axver]

Totally unrelated to anything we're talking about, but:

Holy fucking shit, Porcupine Tree's live CD, We Lost The Skyline, is one of the best things I have ever heard in my entire fucking life. This slays. This fucking slays.

Thank you for indulging me everyone, please return to your regularly scheduled discussion of penises and vaginas.

 

[coolian2]

Every time you have a pull god kills a virgin.

 

[LemonMelon]

For once, I have nothing to add to this Screwtape conversation. But rest assure that I'm very amused by it.

 

[the tourist]

Totally unrelated to anything we're talking about, but:

Holy fucking shit, Porcupine Tree's live CD, We Lost The Skyline, is one of the best things I have ever heard in my entire fucking life. This slays. This fucking slays.

Thank you for indulging me everyone, please return to your regularly scheduled discussion of penises and vaginas.

If you didn't have such a disastrous time uploading, I'd ask for a specific e-mail involving this....

 

[the tourist]

Every time you have a pull god kills a harum of virgins.

Fix'd.

 

[Axver]

You're probably right. Then again, I've only had sex with one girl, and I'm my girlfriend's first boyfriend. And I'm a poet. But here's the difference--I HAVE MASTURBATED!

Yes, but DO YOU GO TO ARTHOUSE FILMS?

 

[mysterious_jen]

You know it.

seconded .