Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotameteaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenakitanata Su

[LemonMelon]

OK, right now, I'm cooking some spaghetti sauce and pasta spirals for dinner. What problem does the Head of the ASS have with me?

12:53 AM - What Axver is having for dinner (yes, this is important)

Pasta spirals. Yes, you heard me. I'm angry too. He's such a pretentious assclown, he's even making his own sauce. Did I mention he once put together a fake setlist party and paraded it around as if it were real? I hate him.

 

[the tourist]

why hai

Hi.

 

[Axver]

Please? Really? I think Please is the second most overrated U2 song after One.

It's got great lyrics, the last truly good political song Bono's written.

How do you feel towards the live Popmart version? I think that's one of their greatest achievements.

Also, second most over-rated song after One is actually ISHFWILF.

 

[Cin]

our neighbours are having a bbq again. Cruel bastards.


ooohh, it smells soooo goood.

I'm going to have eggs on toast if I can haul my arse to the fridge and the stove.

 

[the tourist]

12:53 AM - What Axver is having for dinner (yes, this is important)

Pasta spirals. Yes, you heard me. I'm angry too. He's such a pretentious assclown, he's even making his own sauce. Did I mention he once put together a fake setlist party and paraded it around as if it were real. I hate him.

 

[mysterious_jen]

I'm kinda hungry but I don't know what I should eat. I haven't eaten in about 7 hours.

i had some nuts, but before that hadnt eaten at all except for chocolate.


so my buzz is GOOD from post work drinks ...


should eat though ...


everything requires effort

 

[Axver]

12:53 AM - What Axver is having for dinner (yes, this is important)

Pasta spirals. Yes, you heard me. I'm angry too. He's such a pretentious assclown, he's even making his own sauce. Did I mention he once put together a fake setlist party and paraded it around as if it were real? I hate him.

I love it.

 

[Cin]

I can never be bothered to figure out what the song abbreviations are so I have no idea what you all are talking about.

 

[Axver]

pick up cin and bring it to my place.

I think the two of you should just make the drive to Melbourne. After all, I'm already cooking, why should I have to travel too?

 

[Cin]

i had some nuts,

reallly??

 

[coolian2]

Also, second most over-rated song after One is actually ISHFWILF.

QUOTED FOR WIN

 

[mysterious_jen]

I think the two of you should just make the drive to Melbourne. After all, I'm already cooking, why should I have to travel too?

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm




it will require effort , what else is in it for me ?

 

[the tourist]

It's got great lyrics, the last truly good political song Bono's written.

How do you feel towards the live Popmart version? I think that's one of their greatest achievements.

Also, second most over-rated song after One is actually ISHFWILF.

I just think Bono's performance of it is very, very lacking. Almost like Do You Feel Loved without any groove, and with the guitar tone of One. Wah-wah guitar=shit (when overkilled). But yes, you're right about ISHFWILF.

 

[mysterious_jen]

reallly??

honey cashews


almost better than the real thing

 

[the tourist]

i had some nuts, but before that hadnt eaten at all except for chocolate.


so my buzz is GOOD from post work drinks ...


should eat though ...


everything requires effort

I had teriyaki earlier. It was great, but 7 hours is a lot of fucking time.

 

[Cin]

I think the two of you should just make the drive to Melbourne. After all, I'm already cooking, why should I have to travel too?

cause I'm already halfway into my pyjamas.
I wear the pants but keep a halfway decent top on so that when I have to drive later on I don't look like a complete fool

 

[the tourist]

Penis.

 

[the tourist]

Are there any Americans left in here to make me some dinner?

 

[mysterious_jen]

Penis.

YAYYYYYYYYYYYY

 

[Cin]

Penis.

where?

 

[coolian2]

I would walk over coals to get me some cashews right now

 

[mysterious_jen]

Are there any Americans left in here to make me some dinner?

i will make you a lil something hawt n saucy

 

[coolian2]

Vajayjay

 

[mysterious_jen]

I would walk over coals to get me some cashews right now

coals meh ... what else will you do ????

 

[Cin]

Vajayjay

oh dear, is your vajayjay a painin'?

 

[Axver]

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm




it will require effort , what else is in it for me ?

... muffins?


Now it's cooked and it tastes good.

 

[the tourist]

YAYYYYYYYYYYYY

 

[coolian2]

coals meh ... what else will you do ????

Perform sexual favours



Or use money to trade for the cashews

 

[the tourist]

Vajayjay

Boobie.

 

[the tourist]

i will make you a lil something hawt n saucy

Like what?