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Old 02-29-2008, 08:03 PM   #331
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Hooray, I'm finally onto catching up on THIS thread!
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"Who buys U2 records anyway? It's just music for plumbers and bricklayers. Bono, what a slob. You'd think with all that climbing about he does, he'd look real fit and that. But he's real fat, y'know. Reminds me of a soddin' mountain goat."
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Because everything in the US is a conspiracy to confuse the rest of the planet, which prefers things to make sense.
Makes sense. ... or not.



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Old 02-29-2008, 08:08 PM   #333
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they were what comes up on google when you search tubgirl. I can't believe you people have been on the internet for more than 7 minutes and not encountered tubgirl.
I have rather deliberately avoided encountering that. You are a terrible person. Thank fuck I didn't click the links.
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Ian McCulloch the U2 fan:
"Who buys U2 records anyway? It's just music for plumbers and bricklayers. Bono, what a slob. You'd think with all that climbing about he does, he'd look real fit and that. But he's real fat, y'know. Reminds me of a soddin' mountain goat."
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If this IS your first time on the internet, by the way, welcome!
That line brings back good memories of Liechtenstein.
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Ian McCulloch the U2 fan:
"Who buys U2 records anyway? It's just music for plumbers and bricklayers. Bono, what a slob. You'd think with all that climbing about he does, he'd look real fit and that. But he's real fat, y'know. Reminds me of a soddin' mountain goat."
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I'm kinda surprised Axver's not up yet.
I need more than six hours of sleep!
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Ian McCulloch the U2 fan:
"Who buys U2 records anyway? It's just music for plumbers and bricklayers. Bono, what a slob. You'd think with all that climbing about he does, he'd look real fit and that. But he's real fat, y'know. Reminds me of a soddin' mountain goat."
"And as for Bono, he needs a colostomy bag for his mouth."

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Old 02-29-2008, 08:14 PM   #336
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Yeah, let's tell U2. They may set up an impromptu concert in Washington. "Save the Tourist Benefit Show" featuring No Line On The Horizon, Mercy, and Flower Girl.


Maybe Exit too?
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Ian McCulloch the U2 fan:
"Who buys U2 records anyway? It's just music for plumbers and bricklayers. Bono, what a slob. You'd think with all that climbing about he does, he'd look real fit and that. But he's real fat, y'know. Reminds me of a soddin' mountain goat."
"And as for Bono, he needs a colostomy bag for his mouth."

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Old 02-29-2008, 08:16 PM   #337
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Are Steve Irwin jokes safe yet?
Even when he was alive, they weren't, just because they're never funny.

The Heath Ledger call was good. Tasteless, but good.
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"Who buys U2 records anyway? It's just music for plumbers and bricklayers. Bono, what a slob. You'd think with all that climbing about he does, he'd look real fit and that. But he's real fat, y'know. Reminds me of a soddin' mountain goat."
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I just had teriyaki....
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Don't let the thread die, people.
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Ian McCulloch the U2 fan:
"Who buys U2 records anyway? It's just music for plumbers and bricklayers. Bono, what a slob. You'd think with all that climbing about he does, he'd look real fit and that. But he's real fat, y'know. Reminds me of a soddin' mountain goat."
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MY BUCKET LIST:

Most of us are probably aware of the upcoming feature film, Bucket List, starring Morgan Freeman and Jack Nicholson, America’s favorite old people. It seems to be a tug-at-your-heart little tale about a couple of old goons with terminal illnesses who decide to team up and do a bunch of things they’d been meaning to do before they died. In typical Hollywood fashion, this will probably entail 2 hours of cute family moments, old-people bonding time, a lonely regret scene in which one of the protagonists holds a high quality polaroid of a woman he forgot to tell “I love you” enough times, followed by a comfort scene when the other protagonist shows up, telling him he did his best and sometimes you gotta just let go, and let God. Rather than see the movie… I’ve decided to compose my own bucket list. This will be a less endearing list, with street grit and balls.

Walk up and mouth-slap somebody of importance with no provocation. Maybe either clergy or a district judge.

Wiz on someone from above. Not like, really high, just a couple feet about their head with an impish grin.

A similar action from a similar orifice… however not wiz.

Force a shirtless fat kid to wear 10lb ankle weights and run through a wheat field. The catch: I stand on a barstool and slingshot grapes at him.

Drag a garbage bag full of steaks behind my car for a few miles in a very busy part of town.

Have a box and a sign outside a grocery store advertising free kittens. When a kid walks over to see, I throw a wet cat on him and run off.

Trick someone into signing legal documents that give me ownership of them and their family.

Fill a handgun with blank shots, walk up to people on the street, and shoot at them in the face at point blank range… see if I can make them wet themselves.

Hold a huge Halloween charity banquet for mental illness sufferers. Invite hundreds of paranoid schizophrenics.

Tell a girl I’m in love with her as an April Fools prank. I’m aware that it’s been done… but I really want to create a Carrie.

Declare my property to be a sovereign nation. Surrender at the first sign of military or police action, but try and force the government to sign an internationally recognized treaty.

Fill a swimming pool with shaving cream, but paint the top to look convincingly like still water. Get someone to jump in.
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It will never die. Just stall.
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Back to the Tourist show?
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