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[LemonMelon]

Thanks. Spam away.

Yeah. His insults are some of the worst I've ever received. I'm almost offended by just how much his putdowns suck.

I do believe I shall.

Personally, I hope he/she grows some balls and shows up somewhere other than anonymously on someone's journal. Maybe in the interim period between bad insults, they can come up with some material.

 

[the tourist]

i question your sexuality.

You're back!

 

[the tourist]

Ask your buddy Tourist. According to him JJ Putz is the best closer in baseball. I know, you said Seahawks, but still.

32 saves in a row and an era of around 1.5 will make you the best closer in baseball. *shrug*

 

[the tourist]

So, we gonna get a name on the spammer?

 

[LemonMelon]

Bart: Come on, man, everyone knows the first day of school is a total wank.
Skinner: Well, if by "wank" you mean educational fun, then stand back it's wanking time!

15d

"In a related story, the Spellympics is being sued by the Olympics for use of the suffix -lympics."

 

[Axver]

So, we gonna get a name on the spammer?

Not while Khan's idle on AIM.

 

[the tourist]

Not while Khan's idle on AIM.

Sad. It is midnight her time, though. She might be gone.

 

[the tourist]

Where are the rest of the Aussie folk? Ali and Jen and whomever else....

 

[the tourist]

And why isn't Varitek posting from the doggy-style yet?

 

[Axver]

I do believe I shall.

Personally, I hope he/she grows some balls and shows up somewhere other than anonymously on someone's journal. Maybe in the interim period between bad insults, they can come up with some material.

It's just so hilariously lame that he is clearly so bothered by being fooled that he repeatedly keeps coming back to my journal. It's not as if he's in a position to get e-mail notification of replies. He keeps returning to check! How pathetic a life do you have to lead?

 

[the tourist]

It's just so hilariously lame that he is clearly so bothered by being fooled that he repeatedly keeps coming back to my journal. It's not as if he's in a position to get e-mail notification of replies. He keeps returning to check! How pathetic a life do you have to lead?

Pretty pathetic. I still think Rob.

 

[the tourist]

We dead again?

 

[LemonMelon]

It's just so hilariously lame that he is clearly so bothered by being fooled that he repeatedly keeps coming back to my journal. It's not as if he's in a position to get e-mail notification of replies. He keeps returning to check! How pathetic a life do you have to lead?

Just take solace in the fact that he will someday tell his grandchildren about what you did to him and they, too, will think he's lame.

 

[Axver]

Pretty pathetic. I still think Rob.

No, I don't think so. Rob can't type this coherently. Whoever it is must be on dialup or very unstable DSL, as their IP keeps changing.

 

[the tourist]

No, I don't think so. Rob can't type this coherently. Whoever it is must be on dialup or very unstable DSL, as their IP keeps changing.

Hmmm. Maybe you got to Zoomerang.

 

[Axver]

Just take solace in the fact that he will someday tell his grandchildren about what you did to him and they, too, will think he's lame.

A multi-generational legacy.

I can just see one of the grandkids coming on here to post:

MISERABLE OLD CODGER = OWNED.

 

[the tourist]

Just take solace in the fact that he will someday tell his grandchildren about what you did to him and they, too, will think he's lame.

Or he'll get his grandkids to post hate-comments on Ax's grandkids' blogs.

 

[Axver]

Where are the rest of the Aussie folk? Ali and Jen and whomever else....

Jen's probably not home from work yet. Not sure where Ali went, probably to talk to people or something equally weird. I think many of us are only around in the evening.

And yeah, Varitek needs to learn to multitask and have sex while postwhoring.

 

[the tourist]

And yeah, Varitek needs to learn to multitask and have sex while postwhoring.

It's true.

By the way, I'm terrible with times. What time is it there again?

 

[LemonMelon]

Or he'll get his grandkids to post hate-comments on Ax's grandkids' blogs.

Then again, he's so lame, he may never even have kids.

Oh well, he'll always have his illogical hatred of Axver to keep him warm at night.

 

[Axver]

By the way, I'm terrible with times. What time is it there again?

Coming on 5:15pm Saturday evening.

 

[Axver]

Then again, he's so lame, he may never even have kids.

Oh well, he'll always have his illogical hatred of Axver to keep him warm at night.

I hope he starts the Assver is Stupid Society. It even abbreviates to ASS. I want to subscribe to its newsletter and find out all the terrible stuff I never knew about myself, like how I supposedly used to be cool.

 

[Cin]

Where are the rest of the Aussie folk? Ali and Jen and whomever else....

whomever else reporting for duty boys

would've been here earlier but have been trying on clothes for a wedding party thing in April. oh, if only I had a webcam. . . . . .

 

[Cin]

Then again, he's so lame, he may never even have kids.

Oh well, he'll always have his illogical hatred of Axver to keep him warm at night.

what's lame is having kids and kids and more kids and then say, "I don't know how it keeps happening?". . . . . . ever heard of contraception people

 

[Axver]

ever heard of contraception people

Well, if you fell for Save the Whalers, no, probably not.

And hey cin, nice to see you around!

 

[Cin]

I don't get it.

 

[LemonMelon]

I hope he starts the Assver is Stupid Society. It even abbreviates to ASS. I want to subscribe to its newsletter and find out all the terrible stuff I never knew about myself, like how I supposedly used to be cool.

I can just picture his journal now:

12:01 AM - Fuck Axver

Today, as I was casually minding my own business out on his front lawn, I could see through the window that he forgot to set his toaster to dark. As a result, his toast was light, and he seemed to be upset about it. What a pretentious assclown. Did I mention he once put together a fake setlist party and paraded it around as if it was real? I hate him so much.

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12:06 AM - Axver is a dumbass and I hate him

See title. I need to get out of here for a bit so I can search through Axver's garbage. What a pretentious assclown. I hate him. Did I mention he once put together a fake setlist party and paraded it around as if it was real? I hate him so much.

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[Cin]

assclown



i think i need to look back a couple of hundred posts so that i don't feel like a total idiot. . . .

 

[Axver]

I don't get it.

I'm implying people like Rob33 and mofo82 who fell for the Kunstmuseum Liechtenstein gig hook, line, and sinker are also daft enough to not be aware of contraception.

Then again, Rob33 is probably all of ten years old, so he has a bit of an excuse there.

 

[Axver]

I can just picture his journal now:

12:01 AM - Fuck Axver

Today, as I was casually minding my own business out on his front lawn, I could see through the window that he forgot to set his toaster to dark. As a result, his toast was light, and he seemed to be upset about it. What a pretentious assclown. Did I mention he once put together a fake setlist party and paraded it around as if it was real? I hate him so much.

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12:06 AM - Axver is a dumbass and I hate him

See title. I need to get out of here for a bit so I can search through Axver's garbage. What a pretentious assclown. I hate him. Did I mention he once put together a fake setlist party and paraded it around as if it was real? I hate him so much.

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NIGERIANS NEED YOUR HELP
SEND MONEY TO:

123 FAKE STREET ROCHESTER NY

QFHILARITY

Fuckin' light toast.