Swampy Summit, Otago Superthread

[coolian2]

Oh select half the Penrith team. That's a good fucking idea.

 

[coolian2]

Might as well select Newcastle, the only team worse than mine.

 

[coolian2]

Benefit of the doubt!!

 

[Axver]

Want to kill this thread tonight?

And Manukau is actually Counties, so I'm a Chiefs fan now.

Sure.

And mate, I'm a Wellingtonian. Counties might as well be Auckland. FUCK THAT.

 

[Axver]

Might as well select Newcastle, the only team worse than mine.

I remember when I was in high school in Shit Hole, Queensland, half the girls had a crush on half the Newcastle team.

Funnily enough there were no Warriors crushes.

 

[coolian2]

Sure.

And mate, I'm a Wellingtonian. Counties might as well be Auckland. FUCK THAT.

That's because they should be!! They aren't Waikato.

Tana was Counties. Sonny is coming to Auckland.

 

[Axver]

And hang on, what, the Chiefs draw on Counties? So that means the Blues are just Northland, North Shore, and Auckland? No wonder they suck; what a diminished pool.

Though I was very confused when I learnt Taranaki is no longer part of the Hurricanes. Of course they fucking are, Taranaki's colours and Wellington's are the fucking same! YELLOW AND BLACK.

 

[coolian2]

I remember when I was in high school in Shit Hole, Queensland, half the girls had a crush on half the Newcastle team.

Funnily enough there were no Warriors crushes.

Well that's hardly a shock.

I'd crush on half the Warriors now.

.....did I say that?

 

[Axver]

Where's an Aussie Rules fan to appreciate YELLOW AND BLACK.

And to call me out on following Canterbury instead.

 

[coolian2]

And hang on, what, the Chiefs draw on Counties? So that means the Blues are just Northland, North Shore, and Auckland? No wonder they suck; what a diminished pool.

Though I was very confused when I learnt Taranaki is no longer part of the Hurricanes. Of course they fucking are, Taranaki's colours and Wellington's are the fucking same! YELLOW AND BLACK.

Do not start me.

 

[Axver]

I'd crush on half the Warriors now.

.....did I say that?

I'd crush on you right now.

...except for the part where I wouldn't.

 

[coolian2]

Where's an Aussie Rules fan to appreciate YELLOW AND BLACK.

And to call me out on following Canterbury instead.

I think I'm out of Auckland. Might as well be a Canterbury fan.

 

[coolian2]

I'd crush on you right now.

...except for the part where I wouldn't.

Jesus that first line was scary.

 

[Axver]

Do not start me.

No, start. I need an excuse to pour another glass of wine.

 

[coolian2]

Ah fuck just get a penalty already

 

[Axver]

I think I'm out of Auckland. Might as well be a Canterbury fan.

DAMN YOU ESSENDON lT'S TIME FOR NEW COLOURS.

 

[coolian2]

No, start. I need an excuse to pour another glass of wine.

Counties should be part of Auckland. Like FUCK they're Hamilton.

 

[Axver]

Jesus that first line was scary.

What's that emoticon/smiley/emoji/whatever-the-fuck-the-kids-call-it-today for the flirtatious wink?

Oh good, I haven't drunk so much wine I can't spell "flirtatious". Sorry Ian, your chance is over.

 

[coolian2]

DAMN YOU ESSENDON lT'S TIME FOR NEW COLOURS.

I'm still blue, green and red.

 

[Axver]

Counties should be part of Auckland. Like FUCK they're Hamilton.

Being part of Hamilton should only be a punishment for committing a heinous crime. What crime did Counties commit?

...wait, being associated with Auckland ought to be a crime. SHIT.

 

[coolian2]

Sorry Ian, your chance is over.

That's what everyone says.

 

[Axver]

I'm still blue, green and red.

What the hell is that.

Is that a trick Warriors post. I don't recall the green.

But if you've got some green...

 

[coolian2]

Being part of Hamilton should only be a punishment for committing a heinous crime. What crime did Counties commit?

...wait, being associated with Auckland ought to be a crime. SHIT.

But it doesn't deserve that punishment.

 

[Axver]

Right, more wine. Always a good way to improve things.

Plus I finally got copies of a book containing a chapter I wrote. So it's been a good day, and I went to the pub with mates, but it ended early because Wednesday what?

 

[coolian2]

What the hell is that.

Is that a trick Warriors post. I don't recall the green.

But if you've got some green...

Last game I went to I ended up with some green. I gave it away.

The original DB Bitter Warriors had a red and green V on the jersey.

 

[Axver]

But it doesn't deserve that punishment.

You know, as a kid, the only rugby team north of Hurricanes turf that I didn't absolutely hate with every fibre of my being was Thames Valley because I liked their orange and yellow uniform.

Actually I don't think I hated Bay of Plenty either, but jesus back then Tauranga wasn't a thing.

 

[coolian2]

6-4. Come ON.

 

[Axver]

OK Tauranga was probably a thing, but in the nineties we were still kidding ourselves that Dunedin was one of the four major centres and Tauranga and Hamilton and Napier weren't.

They really still aren't, but WHATEVER.

 

[coolian2]

You know, as a kid, the only rugby team north of Hurricanes turf that I didn't absolutely hate with every fibre of my being was Thames Valley because I liked their orange and yellow uniform.

Actually I don't think I hated Bay of Plenty either, but jesus back then Tauranga wasn't a thing.

I used to despise Canterbury, but I kinda fell in love with the area.

 

[Axver]

I mean, have YOU been the largest and wealthiest city in New Zealand? No? Dunedin has. So fuck you, Tauranga and Hamilton, out of my weather reports.