|01-16-2002, 03:37 PM||#1|
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: On Detonation Boulevard
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Received from a friend in Canada:__________________
The Washington Post recently published a contest for readers in which they were asked to supply alternate meanings for various words.
The following were some of the winning entries:
Coffee (n.) a person who is coughed upon.
Flabbergasted (adj.) appalled over how much weight you have gained.
Abdicate (v.) to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.
Esplanade (v.) to attempt an explanation while drunk.
Willy-nilly (adj.) impotent
Negligent (adj.) describes a condition in which you absentmindedly answer the door in your nightie.
Lymph (v.) to walk with a lisp.
Gargoyle (n.), an olive-flavored mouthwash.
Flatulence (n.) the emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller.
Balderdash (n.) a rapidly receding hairline.
Testicle (n.) a humorous question on an exam.
Rectitude (n.) the formal, dignified demeanor assumed by a proctologist immediately before he examines you.
Oyster (n.), a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddish expressions.
Circumvent (n.) the opening in the front of boxer shorts.
Frisbeetarianism (n.), The belief that, when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck there.
Pokemon (n), A Jamaican proctologist.
Rain from Heaven.
"I can't get no sleep."
|01-16-2002, 03:38 PM||#2|
Blue Crack Distributor
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: I'll be up with the sun, I'm not coming down...
Local Time: 08:59 AM
Cut out the poetry
Let's hit the main artery
No time for a tourniquet
Let the colour's all run out of me
|01-16-2002, 05:28 PM||#3|
ONE<br>love, blood, life
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Lookin' for the face I had before the world was made
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BONO: FOAD, Lawrence. Just FOAD. (LOL, Mona)
You can dream, so dream out loud!
Create Light, Create Unity, Create Joy, CREATE PEACE!
|01-17-2002, 04:30 AM||#5|
Rock n' Roll Doggie
Join Date: Jul 2000
Location: Smile, you're reading my post
Local Time: 11:59 PM
ok that was one of the funniest things I've read in a while.
I abdicate constantly.
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