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Old 04-24-2002, 07:55 PM   #1
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Superman or Spiderman?

In the following scenario, an all out no-holds-barred fight between the Superman and Spiderman, who would win?

Facts:

Spiderman
Powers: Does whatever a spider can.
Outfit: Tight as hell spandex, red with white webbing.
Cape: None.
Car: None.
Fly: No.
Strength: That of a spider.
Sidekick: None.
Weakness: Kirsten Dunst apparently.

Superman
Powers: Changes in a phone booth, x-ray vision,
Outfit: Tight ass blue spandex, red undies on the outside, cool belt.
Cape: Yes.
Car: None.
Fly: Indeed.
Strength: Super-human.
Sidekick: Robin.
Weakness: Kryptonite.


There are the facts, now answer wisely.

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Old 04-24-2002, 08:21 PM   #2
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Well, I think Spiderman would win, simply because superman stole batman's sidekick robin, and in the middle of the fight batman would probably show up with some super-kryptonite weapon of destruction and turn the tide in spidermans favor, thus proceeding to liberate robin. Plus spiderman has his spidey senses, so supermans speed would be next to useless...
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Sidekick: Robin.
Superman doesn't have a sidekick - that's Batman. IF the question is Peter Parker vs. Clark Kent, then I pick Clark Kent.

Ladies imagine this - you fall for this really sweet man with his little fobiles and quirks and then in the bedroom you find out he's Superman - especially the man of steel part! (not so much the faster than a speeding bullet part though - LOL!)




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Well, I think Spiderman would win, simply because superman stole batman's sidekick robin, and in the middle of the fight batman would probably show up with some super-kryptonite weapon of destruction and turn the tide in spidermans favor, thus proceeding to liberate robin. Plus spiderman has his spidey senses, so supermans speed would be next to useless...


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Strength: That of a spider.
Heck - even my cat can kill a spider. But the really big hairy ones creep me out.

Superman ROCKS!!! He's just grab a big wad of toilet paper and flush smushed Spidey down the toilet.

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Superman doesn't have a sidekick - that's Batman. IF the question is Peter Parker vs. Clark Kent, then I pick Clark Kent.

Ladies imagine this - you fall for this really sweet man with his little fobiles and quirks and then in the bedroom you find out he's Superman - especially the man of steel part! (not so much the faster than a speeding bullet part though - LOL!)


It's a set up scenario. Thus my saying "In the following scenario."

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Spiderman all the way! i do like superman but spiderman has always been my favourite cartoon!
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Batman would kick both their behinds!

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Let's be serious here, people. As cool as Spiderman is, Superman would kick his ass ten ways from Sunday in an all-out fight.

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Let's be serious here, people. As cool as Spiderman is, Superman would kick his ass ten ways from Sunday in an all-out fight.


I dunno, spiderman can anticipate superman's moves, and hes got his spidey-agility to get him out of harms way... I think itd be a draw up until superman realises, hey, spiderman cant fly, grabs him, flys him up into the atmosphere and then drops him like a stone...
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