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Old 09-19-2007, 09:36 AM   #1
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Stupid Pirate Jokes

so here are the rules...

you must post a stupid pirate joke, but the punchline must include "aarrrrrrr" in it.

for example.

What is a Pirate's favorite fast food resturant?






Arrrrrrrrrrrby's.
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What was the pirate movie rated?

It was rated arrrrrrrr
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What's a priate's favorite dipping sauce?




Tarrrrrrtarrrrr
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Who is a pirate's favorite Rebel fleet commander?








Admiral Ackbarrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
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nice

what do you call a pedophile pirate singer?

Arrrrrrrrrrrr Kelly
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What movie do pirates like to sit around and watch on their time off?

Arrrrrrmageddon



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What was the pirate movie rated?

It was rated arrrrrrrr

What was the pirate ADULT movie rated?








X...marrrrrrrks the spot.
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booooooooooooo
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Which athlete did the Pirate hate the most?

Lavarrrrrrrrr Arrrrrrrrington.
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What was the pirates favorite football team?

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrsenal
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A pirate walks into a bar with a large helm down his pants. The bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but do you know you have a helm down the front of your pants?"

And the pirate says...Arrrrrrrrr, it's driving me nuts!
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Who is the lord of the Russian pirates?


They call him the Tsarrrrrrr
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What limb does a pirate never surrender to his enemies?

His arrrrrrrm
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A pirate walks into a bar with a large helm down his pants. The bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but do you know you have a helm down the front of your pants?"

And the pirate says...Arrrrrrrrr, it's driving me nuts!
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What's a pirate's favorite fatal disease?

SARRRRRRRRRRRRS
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What's a pirate's favorite fatal disease?

SARRRRRRRRRRRRS
favorite fatal disease...haha
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