Stupid Pirate Jokes

[UnforgettableLemon]

What is a pirates favorite Bruce Campbell movie?


Arrrrrmy of Darrrrkness

 

[UberBeaver]

Why don’t pirates need the G’s or the car keys?

Cause they like me just the way I arrrrrrrre.

 

[No spoken words]

What did the Pirate do while in Boston?

He paaaarrrrrked the caaaaaarrrrr in Haaaaaarrrrrvaaaaarrrrrd Yaaaaaarrrrrd.

 

[LMP]

They pronounce their Rs in Boston? Or are they tourist pirates?

 

[No spoken words]

I could have used the "pahked the cah in havad yad", but then Headache would have booed me. I don't want to get booed. So I had to use the proper spelling, trusting people to know that Bostonians say these 4 words in a unique manner.

YLFBSTFU

 

[UnforgettableLemon]

What is the most popular show tune amongst pirates?

Don't Cry For Me Arrrrrrrgentina

 

[LMP]

I could have used the "pahked the cah in havad yad", but then Headache would have booed me. I don't want to get booed. So I had to use the proper spelling, trusting people to know that Bostonians say these 4 words in a unique manner.

YLFBSTFU

If they only knew that Bostonians were influenced by Battlestar Galactica they'd understand it completely.

Starrrrrrrrrrbuck.

 

[BonosLil'Pal94]

Who makes the best pirate noise on Interference?

harrrrrrdy harrrrr harrr

 

[UberBeaver]

I think you mean Battlestarrrrrrrr Galactica.

 

[LMP]

I knew there was an arrrrrr in that name somewhere.

Arrrrrrre you going to the mall tomorrow night?

 

[phillyfan26]

Wear the eyepatch, Bret.

Arrrrrrrrrrgh.

 

[hardyharhar]

Who's the pirates favorite pirate?






Willie Starrrrrrrrgell

 

[cobl04]

Why are pirates pirates?

Because they aarrrrrrrr...

 

[UberBeaver]

Why is Descartes a pirates favorite philosopher?

Because according to him, "you plunder therefore you aaaarrrrrrrre."

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

I could have used the "pahked the cah in havad yad", but then Headache would have booed me. I don't want to get booed. So I had to use the proper spelling, trusting people to know that Bostonians say these 4 words in a unique manner.

YLFBSTFU

BOOOOOOOOO

 

[flybabe]

What did the Pirate want to be when he grew up?

an arrrrrrtist