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Old 09-19-2007, 03:59 PM   #61
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What is a pirates favorite Bruce Campbell movie?


Arrrrrmy of Darrrrkness
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Old 09-19-2007, 04:05 PM   #62
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Why don’t pirates need the G’s or the car keys?

Cause they like me just the way I arrrrrrrre.
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What did the Pirate do while in Boston?

He paaaarrrrrked the caaaaaarrrrr in Haaaaaarrrrrvaaaaarrrrrd Yaaaaaarrrrrd.
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They pronounce their Rs in Boston? Or are they tourist pirates?
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I could have used the "pahked the cah in havad yad", but then Headache would have booed me. I don't want to get booed. So I had to use the proper spelling, trusting people to know that Bostonians say these 4 words in a unique manner.

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What is the most popular show tune amongst pirates?

Don't Cry For Me Arrrrrrrgentina
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Old 09-19-2007, 10:18 PM   #67
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I could have used the "pahked the cah in havad yad", but then Headache would have booed me. I don't want to get booed. So I had to use the proper spelling, trusting people to know that Bostonians say these 4 words in a unique manner.

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If they only knew that Bostonians were influenced by Battlestar Galactica they'd understand it completely.

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Who makes the best pirate noise on Interference?

harrrrrrdy harrrrr harrr
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I think you mean Battlestarrrrrrrr Galactica.
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I knew there was an arrrrrr in that name somewhere.

Arrrrrrre you going to the mall tomorrow night?
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Wear the eyepatch, Bret.

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Why are pirates pirates?

Because they aarrrrrrrr...
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Why is Descartes a pirates favorite philosopher?

Because according to him, "you plunder therefore you aaaarrrrrrrre."
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