Stupid Pirate Jokes

[Headache in a Suitcase]

what does a pirate wear in the rain?


a parrrrrrrrrka

 

[UberBeaver]

What famous pirate folk group sang the 1972 hit "Plundering the Bridge Over Troubled Water?"

Simon and Gaaaaarrrrrfunkle.

 

[UberBeaver]

Why do I find this topic so amusing?



Cause I'm retarrrrrded.

 

[redhotswami]

what do pirates do over the weekend?

get arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrested.

 

[snowbunny00774]

what's a pirates favorite movie?



caaaaaaaaaars

 

[UberBeaver]

Which member of Metallica is a pirate favorite?

Laaarrrrrrrs.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

What sends Beaver into a maniacal rage?


Lemon baaaaaarrrrrs

 

[redhotswami]

What sends Beaver into a maniacal rage?


Lemon baaaaaarrrrrs

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

What is a Pirate's favourite Planet?

Marrrrrrrs!

 

[UberBeaver]

What sends Beaver into a maniacal rage?


Lemon baaaaaarrrrrs

 

[redhotswami]

what do pirates say to snow when trying to pick her up at a party?

you could be a parrrrrrrrrrt-time model

 

[MsPurrl]

What do pirates do when they are being captured?

They invoke the right to parrrrrrrrrrlay.

 

[UberBeaver]

What did Pirate Bowie say when asked how far out he was?

I'm pretty faaaaarrrrr out, man.




What did the other Pirate Bowie say in response?

That's pretty faaaarrrrr out, man.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

What do pirates do when they are being captured?

They invoke the right to parrrrrrrrrrlay.

boooooooooo

 

[MsPurrl]

You're just jealous you didn't think of it.

 

[No spoken words]

What's a Pirate's favorite cause?

Save Daaaaarrrrrrrrfur.

Where do Pirates do their banking?

Wells Faaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrgo.

What fictional character do Pirates hate?

Jaaarrrrr Jaaaaarrrrrr Binks.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

HARRR HARRR Those be funny, says I!

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

You're just jealous you didn't think of it.

it's not a joke

boooooooooooooooo

 

[JessicaAnn]

Which athlete did the Pirate hate the most?

Lavarrrrrrrrr Arrrrrrrrington.

On the other hand, a pirate's favorite athlete is Brett Farrrrrrve.

 

[UberBeaver]

What's a Pirate's favorite Gospel?

The Gospel According to Maaaaarrrrk.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

On the other hand, a pirate's favorite athlete is Brett Farrrrrrve.

you spelled favre wrong.

boooooooooooooooooooo

 

[No spoken words]

Where do Pirates like to post in interference?

The Temple Baaaaaarrrrrrrrrrr.

 

[JessicaAnn]

you spelled favre wrong.

boooooooooooooooooooo

I know ... I am from Wisconsin.

But Farrrrrrve looked better to me than Favarrrrrrre.

 

[lynnok]

what's a pirate's favorite kind of socks?



arrrrgyle

 

[UnforgettableLemon]

What caused the extinction of the dinosaur pirates?


The tarrrrrrr pits

 

[LMP]

A pirate's favorite actor?

Peter Sarrrrrrrrrrsgaard.

A pirate's favorite indietastic band?

Arrrrrrrrrrrcade Fire.

 

[UberBeaver]

What's a Pirate's favorite state?

Arrrrrrkansas.



Who's a pirates favorite Star Wars character?

Arrrrrrrr2D2.




Who's a pirate's favorite fashion designer?

Arrrrrrmani.

 

[Thora]

What's a pirate's favourite coffee shop?

Starrrrrbucks

 

[UnforgettableLemon]

Why is Pride and Prejudice a pirate's favorite novel?

Mr. Daaarrrrrrrcy

 

[UnforgettableLemon]

What do you call a pirate who dies for his cause?

A marrrrrrtyr