Stupid Pick Up lines

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zooropa16

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"Can I buy you a drink, because the more you drink, the better I look"

I actually have used this and ummm, it worked
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Don't let the bastards grind you down.

Zooropa FTP
 
Here are some i tried and the answers i got.

Am I lost? I thought paradise was further south.
Yes, you should have turned left at the roundabout, then take the second right. You can't miss it.

Am I the first person who has ever tried to seduce you?
You could be - your face looks familiar.

Am I the light of your life?
No, you're far too dim.

Am I your dream come true?
I don't know yet. Go and stand in the road with your eyes closed, and we'll see.

Are your legs tired? You've been running through my mind all day.
Yeh - I was looking for a brain cell.

Can I have directions?
To where?
To your heart.

Can you tell me the time, because I want to make a note of the moment we first met?
I'll give it to you twice, because it's also the moment we split up.

Didn't we meet in a past life?
Yes, and I wouldn't shag you then, either.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past you again?
Get yourself some sturdy walking boots.

Do you believe in love at first sight?
No.

We could make beautiful music together.
I'll just fetch my earplugs, actually.



[This message has been edited by SoulNation (edited 04-18-2002).]
 
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