|04-18-2002, 04:34 AM||#1|
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Long Island, New York, USA
Local Time: 04:29 PM
Stupid Pick Up lines
"Can I buy you a drink, because the more you drink, the better I look"__________________
I actually have used this and ummm, it worked
Don't let the bastards grind you down.
|04-18-2002, 05:39 AM||#2|
Join Date: Apr 2002
Local Time: 03:29 AM
Here are some i tried and the answers i got.
Am I lost? I thought paradise was further south.
Yes, you should have turned left at the roundabout, then take the second right. You can't miss it.
Am I the first person who has ever tried to seduce you?
You could be - your face looks familiar.
Am I the light of your life?
No, you're far too dim.
Am I your dream come true?
I don't know yet. Go and stand in the road with your eyes closed, and we'll see.
Are your legs tired? You've been running through my mind all day.
Yeh - I was looking for a brain cell.
Can I have directions?
To your heart.
Can you tell me the time, because I want to make a note of the moment we first met?
I'll give it to you twice, because it's also the moment we split up.
Didn't we meet in a past life?
Yes, and I wouldn't shag you then, either.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past you again?
Get yourself some sturdy walking boots.
Do you believe in love at first sight?
We could make beautiful music together.
I'll just fetch my earplugs, actually.
[This message has been edited by SoulNation (edited 04-18-2002).]
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