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Old 04-18-2002, 04:34 AM   #1
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Stupid Pick Up lines

"Can I buy you a drink, because the more you drink, the better I look"

I actually have used this and ummm, it worked

Don't let the bastards grind you down.

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Old 04-18-2002, 05:39 AM   #2
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Here are some i tried and the answers i got.

Am I lost? I thought paradise was further south.
Yes, you should have turned left at the roundabout, then take the second right. You can't miss it.

Am I the first person who has ever tried to seduce you?
You could be - your face looks familiar.

Am I the light of your life?
No, you're far too dim.

Am I your dream come true?
I don't know yet. Go and stand in the road with your eyes closed, and we'll see.

Are your legs tired? You've been running through my mind all day.
Yeh - I was looking for a brain cell.

Can I have directions?
To where?
To your heart.

Can you tell me the time, because I want to make a note of the moment we first met?
I'll give it to you twice, because it's also the moment we split up.

Didn't we meet in a past life?
Yes, and I wouldn't shag you then, either.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past you again?
Get yourself some sturdy walking boots.

Do you believe in love at first sight?

We could make beautiful music together.
I'll just fetch my earplugs, actually.

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