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Old 03-31-2005, 02:48 PM   #1
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Woman walking dog has poop bag snatched

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SAN DIEGO - The hunt is on for a different kind of burglar.

Police in San Diego are searching for a gunman who swiped a bag of poop from a woman out walking her dog.

The woman told police that she was out walking her dog, Misty, on Monday night when a man in his 20s ran up behind her and grabbed the bag she was holding.

When the gunman discovered what was in it, he threw it down in disgust, pointed his gun at the 32-year-old woman and demanded money, San Diego police detective Gary Hassen said.

He then aimed his .22-caliber semiautomatic at Misty and pulled the trigger twice but the gun didn't fire, Hassen said.

The robber ran to a waiting small, silver car and fled the scene, police said.
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Old 03-31-2005, 02:53 PM   #2
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i usually carry money when i walk my dogs (okay, so i don't have a dog. but if i did...)

my vote goes for these two guys who robbed this girl. one of them then felt bad about it so he called her cell phone and asked her out on a date.

she then got his number off her caller id and notified the police
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That is sick and very scary that he tried to shoot her

I hope the poop was really smelly and he got a good whiff
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i usually carry money when i walk my dogs (okay, so i don't have a dog. but if i did...)
And you probably carry your money in a plastic baggy.....
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Maybe in his neighborhood they don't scoop poop -- they just train the dogs to go crap on the neighbors lawn....
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Maybe in his neighborhood they don't scoop poop -- they just train the dogs to go crap on the neighbors lawn....


I laughed out loud when I read that and scared the hell out of the cat! Her fur's still standing on end...
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Yes, shoot the dog - it will turn the crap to gold!!!

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Old 03-31-2005, 08:27 PM   #8
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There's a big market for poodle poop in San Diego...true, so true!
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