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Old 07-17-2007, 02:14 AM   #1
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Stupid Celebrity Quotes

Britney Spears


-Britney About Herself: Stupid Britney Spears Quotes
I don't like defining myself. I just am.

-Britney About Her Fame: Stupid Britney Spears Quotes
I'm famous, but I'm not famous like freaking Brad Pitt or Jennifer Aniston.

-Britney About Herself: Stupid Britney Spears Quotes
Sometimes I feel older than my mum.

-Britney About Sex: Stupid Britney Spears Quotes
I want to wait to have sex until I'm married.

-Britney About Her Quirks: Stupid Britney Spears Quotes
I always listen to 'NSYNC's Tearin' Up My Heart. It reminds me to wear a bra.

-Britney About Her Looks: Stupid Britney Spears Quotes
I wish my hair was thicker, and I wish my feet were prettier. My toes are really ugly. I wish my ears were smaller. And my nose could be smaller too.
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Britney Spears

-Britney About Marriage: Stupid Britney Spears Quotes
Marry Prince William? I'd love that. Who wouldn't want to be a princess?

-Britney About Her Wealth: Stupid Britney Spears Quotes
I'm rich, freakin' rich. It's crazy.

-Britney About Her Childhood: Stupid Britney Spears Quotes
I performed at Mom and Dad's party when I was four. Oh my gosh, I was singing a Madonna song and I peed myself.

-Britney About Her Body: Stupid Britney Spears Quotes
I did not have implants, I just had a growth spurt.
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Popeye....

"I y'am what I y'am and that's all that I y'am, I'm Popeye the sailor Man......."

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"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff." - Mariah Carey
WTF????




"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life." - Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking campaign.
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Popeye....

"I y'am what I y'am and that's all that I y'am, I'm Popeye the sailor Man......."


eeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





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Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever." - Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.




"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country." - Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC.

WTF?????
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"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body." - Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.


"We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees." - Jason Kidd, upon his drafting to the Dallas Mavericks.
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"That scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it." - A congressional candidate in Texas.


"I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix." - Dan Quayle, former Vice President
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"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it." - Al Gore, former Vice President

DUH!!!


Half this game is ninety per cent mental." - Danny Ozark, Philadelphia Phillies manager
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A zebra does not change its spots. - Al Gore 1991 (and again in 1992)

I'm not Anorexic. I'm from Texas. Are there people from texas that are anorexic? I've never heard of one. And that includes me. - Jessica Simpson
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I'm so smart now. Everyone's always like 'take your top off'. Sorry, NO! They always want to get that money shot. I'm not stupid. - Paris Hilton - December 2003
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The most loving thing to do is to share your bed with someone - Michael Jackson
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