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Old 07-18-2007, 02:25 AM   #46
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Old 07-18-2007, 02:26 AM   #47
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Old 07-20-2007, 06:24 AM   #51
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Haha, looks like SOMEONE watched that television show of The Most Stupid Celeb Quotes...
LOVE THAT SHOW!!! KEEP IT UP!!!
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Old 07-20-2007, 03:03 PM   #52
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LOL Some of these are just ridiculous.
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Old 07-20-2007, 03:08 PM   #53
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Any idiot can get laid when they're famous. That's easy. It's getting laid when you're not famous that takes some talent.
- - -Kevin Bacon, 1996

Hahahahaha... that's great.
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Maybe my favorite quote of all-time:

"I guess I'm gonna fade into Bolivian."
-- Mike Tyson
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Old 07-20-2007, 07:26 PM   #55
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Maybe my favorite quote of all-time:

"I guess I'm gonna fade into Bolivian."
-- Mike Tyson
Bolivian?? DOH!!!.....lol!!!!
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She did - it's long been one of my faves. Complete tool.
She didn't

http://www.snopes.com/quotes/carey.htm
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