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Old 07-17-2007, 04:36 PM   #31
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Be nice to your children, for they will choose your rest home.
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My 17 year old is always threatening my dh to be nice or he'll put him in the shabbiest nursing home. This quote made me think of that!
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My 17 year old is always threatening my dh to be nice or he'll put him in the shabbiest nursing home. This quote made me think of that!

LOL!!! be nice now!!
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Kathy Griffin commenting on a Celine Dion concert: "So she comes out, sits down on the stage and goes, 'This next one...is for all the parents in the audience. And also...the children.' .................that's pretty much everybody, right?"
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