edge's girl said:
my friend opened a msn conversation with "i like your pants around your feet"
i'm just like "hello to you to"
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Another gem from my sister, dad, and I last night:
Sister: *Talking online to a friend, and talking to her boyfriend on the phone at the same time* *Looks at screen* Who's "monkey butt?"
Me: MONKEY BUTT!
Sister: *Looks at me weird* Okay, no. *Into phone* You are not "monkey butt".
Pause...
Dad: You are not "monkey butt"?
Sister: *Laughs* Shut up! He (her boyfriend) said he was "monkey butt", and I said he wasn't.
Time goes on.
Sister: *Into phone* Caitlyn told me not to leave her alone with Richard Simmons.
Dad: You want a date with Richard Simmons? What?
Me: No. "Caitlyn told me not to leave her alone with Richard Simmons".
. How that'd happen, I have no clue.
Another pause...
Me: Aaah! 'Kay, now I've got an image of Richard Simmons in my head!
******
Yeah, I'm inclined to believe my family smokes something...
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Angela