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Old 01-21-2004, 01:21 PM   #1
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Strangest conversation you've had recently?

I'll get things started:

My friend: Look at my fedora! The lining is all torn! People always take it from me and treat it hat meat!

Me: Hat meat?

Him: Meat...but made out of hats!

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Old 01-21-2004, 01:36 PM   #2
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Me: I'm hungry

Your friend: I have a meat hat

Me: Sound low carb!

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Old 01-21-2004, 02:31 PM   #3
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Act 1, Scene 1, *Enter All* (Place: Bar)

Stranger: Would you like a ciggarette?

Uncle: No, not tonight, I'm driving

Stranger: Oh, okay, sorry about that

My Dad: *falls off seat laughing*

*Exeunt All*

Act 1, Scene 2. *Enter All* (Hotel room)

Brother: Susan whats that song I have in my head but can't remember it?

Me: "The animals came two by two hurrah hurrah"

Brother: That's the song!

Dad: *lmao* What's that song I can't remember hahahahaha

*Everyone falls asleep*
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Old 01-21-2004, 03:51 PM   #5
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Dad: Why do cotton pickers not have children?

BC: I don't know.

Dad: Because they have cottonballs!!!

BC: You're weird.

Dad: I thought of that one on my own when I saw your bag of cottonballs.

BC: That doesn't surprise me.

Dad: I want a cookie.
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Old 01-21-2004, 05:01 PM   #6
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i just had one strange 5way conversation on msn messenger
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Old 01-21-2004, 05:37 PM   #7
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My tutee: What's the ad you've seen that you hate the most?

Me: Oh gosh... I dunno, probably one for juice boxes where the little juice box hops across the screen and taps the glass with its straw.

Tutee: Ohh. I hate those Herbal Essence ones. Shampoo doesn't do that to you! The lady sounds like she's being killed but having a hard time dying!

[My tutee is 11 ]
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Old 01-21-2004, 08:23 PM   #8
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BC: I'm leaving.

Dad: Drive safely!

BC: One hand on the wheel, one hand on my drink.

Dad: That reminds me of that one song.

BC: What song?

Dad: *sings*

My eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Lord
She was driving through the alley in a pink and yellow Ford
With one hand on the throttle and the other on the bottle
Drinking Pabst Blue Ribbon beeeeeeeeeer!

BC: Okay...I'm leaving now...

Dad: Don't crash my car!
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Old 01-21-2004, 10:26 PM   #9
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Nurse: (filling out report for doctor) How do you spell 'lingerie'?

Me: L-i-n-g-e-r-i-e. Or you could just write 'bras and underwear'.

Nurse: He never understands what I write anyway.
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Old 01-21-2004, 10:48 PM   #10
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(at 11p.m. mom turns channel to E! for the Howard Stern show)

Mom: OH! Part two of the anal ring toss game with Carmen Electra and Dave Navarro!

Me: Oh boy...too bad I missed part one last night.

(on TV, an ugly guy from the Howard Stern show is repeatedly honking Carmen's breasts)

Me: OK, if I had a body and boobs like that, I would never in a million years let that guy grab me like that.

Mom: Oh, well he won the game of anal ring toss, and was able to negotiate with them to play with her breasts.

The joys of parental bonding
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Old 01-22-2004, 11:21 AM   #11
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The joys of parental bonding

I saw that last night, too when my dad was watching the show.

All these conversations are cracking me up. Let's see, the weirdest one I've had recently...

Probably one between my sister, my dad, and I a couple of days back in which we were talking about drugs (I think it had something to do with the whole thing Bush has said about steroids or something along that line), and we were talking about how some of the stuff that's illegal today was legal at one time, except for peyote (think that's how you spell it), and that Native Americans can still use it legally 'cause it's part of a religious ceremony. And my dad told my sister and I what it was made out of. So then my sister was saying how disgusting it was, and she had meant to say, "lizard droppings", but instead said, "Indian droppings", and it got into jokes about people eating human poop. . So it started off normal, and then got weird once the "Indian droppings" comment came in.

Yeah...anytime my dad and sister are around, it's pretty much a guarantee that a strange conversation will eventually come about.

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Old 01-22-2004, 11:34 AM   #12
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My friend: Yeah the gold in Dubai is a funny colour though...

Me: how so?

My friend: Well it's kinda yellowish...

Me: Ah. That'd be because it is, in fact, cheese not gold.

My friend: Ah right. That'd explain it.

Aaah the joys of senseless, early-morning conversations
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Old 01-22-2004, 01:59 PM   #13
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Originally posted by ABEL
i just had one strange 5way conversation on msn messenger
Abel dear, EVERY conversation you have is strange
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Old 01-22-2004, 02:22 PM   #14
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Me: So, I know you're from Houston--what brought you here?

Casual Acquaintance/Dinner Companion: Well, life was going fine until one day I was diagnosed with a serious mental illness and the doctor said I needed to live in a low stress environment.

Me: (stunned silence)

Casual Acquaintance/Dinner Companion: Aren't you going to ask me what kind of serious mental illness I have?

Me: Yes, I'm dying to know. Please tell me.

Casual Acquaintance/Dinner Companion: I'm schizophrenic. But I'm doing very well on medication.

Me: Wow.
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Old 01-22-2004, 02:48 PM   #15
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Me: So I was browsing on this U2 site today

Sister: What a surprise

Me: Anyway there was a thread about strange conversations. Someone had a strange conversation about hat meat.


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