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Old 12-30-2002, 02:28 AM   #1
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Stop Press: Captain Cartridge needs your help!

That's right folks... the bottom has dropped out of the home office supplies market and now Captain Cartridge is facing penury!!!!

He's giving away printer cartridges, ribbons, pads and marital aids at ROCK BOTTOM prices, but he needs YOUR help!!!!

Chip in today for the CAP'N CARTRIDGE relief fund and you'll know your hard earned is going to a good cause... a new beachside villa in Bermuda for the CAP'N and his 53 ill-gotten children. Help CAP'N CARTRIDGE retire in the obscene style to which he's grown accustomed, and sleep easier at night into the bargain!!!

Just don't mention the outstanding warrants for impersonating a fake superhero, or the cocaine trafficking conviction from 1978!!! Otherwise he'll be VERY ANGRY!

DONATE TODAY AND RECEIVE YOUR VERY OWN HAND-AUTOGRAPHED COPY OF THE CAPTAIN'S MEMOIRS 'FROM CARTELS TO CARTRIDGES' ABSOLUTELY FREE!!!!!!! A truly life-affirming rags to riches tale of how one man could build an international crack and arms cartel, lose it all, go to prison, then try the same gag all over again behind a home office supplies front!!! You'll be reeeling in the aisles at this astounding universal story with a message for the whole family!!!!! Payment strictly by cash only. Leave your bag of money at the door and mind the vicious dogs, they bite.
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Old 12-30-2002, 11:56 AM   #2
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huh?

Is this what happens when you hit the bong and then get on the forum?
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Old 12-30-2002, 12:31 PM   #3
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huh?

Is this what happens when you hit the bong and then get on the forum?

I think so




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this is just weird
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You need help.
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What the?

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Yes well, we all need help, don't we?
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