StlElevation is my hero

[DaveC]

I admit, I have been incorrect about a few things in the past. I will be the first to say that.

However, nothing has made my shame greater than being in the presence of the all-knowing and always right about everything John Paul, our very own StlElevation.

His omnipotence when it comes to football and sports in general is unmatched. Why, I even dared to question his judgment when it came to the New England Patriots in both (yes, BOTH! Can you believe my arrogance?) playoff games this year, failing miserably. Unrivalled in all matters of knowledge and superiority, second only to Tom Brady, he is verily a true fount of information, always unerring and always accurate to a "t".

He's not the namesake of the Pope by coincidence, obviously.

 

[popacrobat]

at last the world begins to see the light.

 

[Hewson]

Namesake of the Pope?
I thought he was the namesake of Led Zeppelin's bassist.

 

[DaveC]

Namesake of the Pope?
I thought he was the namesake of Led Zeppelin's bassist.

All the more reason to believe he is God.

 

[Chizip]

he is a bastion of hope in this bleak world

a man among boys

a pillar of knowledge that stand out above all else

 

[DaveC]

Ich liebe how du ist trying to scam Boston GA off mein über-thread!!

totalen krieg!!!

[/shitty german]

 

[speedracer]

Ich liebe how du ist trying to scam Boston GA off mein über-thread!!

totalen krieg!!!

[/shitty german]

What the hell???

 

[DaveC]

TRANSLATION:

I love how you're trying to scam Boston GA off my super-thread!!

Total War!!

 

[speedracer]

Yes, I understood roughly what the sentence was supposed to mean. I just have no idea why you posted it.

 

[The OOTS]

Go Pats!

 

[DaveC]

 

[pax]

I love DaveC's Put Em... threads.

 

[DaveC]

I love DaveC

aww. Thanks!

 

[popacrobat]

how is this not 5 stars yet?

it is not only the thread of the year on interference, but the best thread in interference history. great job dave creating this thing of beauty

 

[pax]

:: rates thread -1,000,000 stars ::

:: hates on Brady's pretty face ::

 

[DaveC]

Huzzah! 5 stars!

I have created the best thread in Interference history!

 

[pax]

 

[DaveC]

pwnz0rz.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

did you lose another bet?

 

[popacrobat]

great thread

 

[DaveC]

you would think so.

 

[WildHoneyAlways]

What bet did you lose Dave??

 

[popacrobat]

he didn't lose a bet, what are you talking about?

this is just a realization of my greatness, far beyond an appreciation thread. this... this is just amazing. it brings a tear to my eye.

 

[zonelistener]

I'll appreciate you...like the Cubs appreciated the Cards pitching today.

 

[popacrobat]

hey, even the cubs fans need days to be happy when theyre buried in the standings.

just so long as you realize and appreciate my greatness everything is gravy.

 

[zonelistener]

Exactly on the first line.

Not so much on the second.

 

[Tom Brady]

Tom approves of this thread.

 

[DaveC]

I certainly hope Tom approves of the other one, as well.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

i should've made chizip do this instead of that stupid signitue thing... i am so stupid