Speculation..Re-G.W.Bush The Pretzel and JesseU2..

[missmacphisto]

Ah HA!!!!
I say he's guilty!

Whats your alibi?!

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Well tonight thank God it's them, instead of you...

 

[jesseu2]

lol, of course not. but i do find it kinda funny(not that he got hurt, just the strange occurance that our prez hurt himself on a pretzle and didn't get help) that happened. seems like there is more to the story how he got bruised.

 

[Diamond The U2 Patriot]

Jesse some of my field operatives mentioned your name as a potential suspect for slipping GW a bad pretzel.

What is your response?
DB9

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[Klodomir]

Well, we all know how Clinton got his carpet-burns.

[This message has been edited by Klodomir (edited 01-15-2002).]

 

[FizzingWhizzbees]

The Guardian launched a full-scale investigation into the Pretzel that Poleaxed the President!
http://www.guardian.co.uk/bush/story/0,7369,633603,00.html

 

[Angela Harlem]

ok, Im prolly gonna get flamed for this...but has anyone else thought what (God forbid) would have happened if it was more serious? Would the headlines be "Assassination by Pretzel"? I know it aint funny...but here's the prez of the free world, doing what he does, avoiding serious threats...to be taken out by a pretzel?????

Ok, I am really laughing. He's ok after all.


heheheheheheheeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I think Im gonna pee my pants!

 

[FizzingWhizzbees]

Originally posted by Angela Harlem:
avoiding serious threats...to be taken out by a pretzel?????

Well...a man's gotta chew.

Even when he's got Secret Service protection.

 

[Hewson]

Well they said it happened around 5:40 PM...so here's the truth:
GWB was eating a celebratory pretzel as matt Stover lined up an easy field goal to make the halftime score Baltimore 10 Miami 3. Seems the prez had 0,3 as his square in the weekly White House football squares pool and stood to pocket $100 for the halftime score. When Stover's kick doinked off the upright, Dubya choked on his pretzel.
Of course the CIA and Secret Service will cover this info up...the public will get a story filled with lies about interns and strange acts with a pretzel...but this is the real story.

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[Diamond The U2 Patriot]

Good one Hewson.

Db9