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Old 01-14-2002, 04:06 PM   #1
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Ah HA!!!!
I say he's guilty!
Whats your alibi?!

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lol, of course not. but i do find it kinda funny(not that he got hurt, just the strange occurance that our prez hurt himself on a pretzle and didn't get help) that happened. seems like there is more to the story how he got bruised.
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Speculation..Re-G.W.Bush The Pretzel and JesseU2..

Jesse some of my field operatives mentioned your name as a potential suspect for slipping GW a bad pretzel.

What is your response?
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Well, we all know how Clinton got his carpet-burns.

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The Guardian launched a full-scale investigation into the Pretzel that Poleaxed the President!
http://www.guardian.co.uk/bush/story...633603,00.html
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ok, Im prolly gonna get flamed for this...but has anyone else thought what (God forbid) would have happened if it was more serious? Would the headlines be "Assassination by Pretzel"? I know it aint funny...but here's the prez of the free world, doing what he does, avoiding serious threats...to be taken out by a pretzel?????

Ok, I am really laughing. He's ok after all.


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Old 01-15-2002, 06:55 AM   #7
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avoiding serious threats...to be taken out by a pretzel?????
Well...a man's gotta chew.

Even when he's got Secret Service protection.
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Well they said it happened around 5:40 PM...so here's the truth:
GWB was eating a celebratory pretzel as matt Stover lined up an easy field goal to make the halftime score Baltimore 10 Miami 3. Seems the prez had 0,3 as his square in the weekly White House football squares pool and stood to pocket $100 for the halftime score. When Stover's kick doinked off the upright, Dubya choked on his pretzel.
Of course the CIA and Secret Service will cover this info up...the public will get a story filled with lies about interns and strange acts with a pretzel...but this is the real story.

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Good one Hewson.

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