South Sandwich Islands Superthread

[Axver]

So far, we've visited:

1. Pop Survivor Round One
2. Australia Discotheque style
3. EBTTRT
4. IAMJ
5. TCATT
6. POTDB
7. EYKIW/Liechtenstein
8. AIWIU2
9. 'Straya
10. Sheikh Djibouti
11. Te Urewera National Park
12. Have you been to Inaccessible Island?
13. Lodgepole, Nebraska
14. Bangaluru, which was Bangin'
15. TaumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukMOTHERFUCKERakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu
16. Territorial Collectivity of Saint Pierre and Michelin
17. Ouagadougou
18. Dominican Republic
19. Longyearbyen, Spitsbergen
20. Fernando de Noronha
21. Kyzyl, aka Fuck Vowels
22. Torquay, aka Fawlty Towers
23. Pay the Bill, Wyoming
24. Fenway Park Smells Like Dirty Ass
25. Vazza's postwhoring in the Pridnestrovian Moldavian Republic
26. Bumberry Muffins, NSW
27. Vrbno pod Pradědem
28. Unalaska, Alaska
29. Sexy Peak, Idaho
30. Fucking, Austria
31. Wittenoom, Western Australia
32. Ooh Hell Is A Place On Earth, Michigan
33. Centralia, Pennsylvania
34. Anus, France
35. Vagina, Krasnoyarsk Krai, Russia
36. Wetwang, England
37. Cunter, Switzerland
38. Bastard Township, Ontario
39. Useless Loop, Western Australia
40. Tea, South Dakota
41. Giggleswick, England
42. Whakapapa (pronounced "Fuck a Papa"), New Zealand, aka Incest
43. Axver's perving in Jen's Room, Lamethreadlocation, Geelong
44. Twatt, Shetland
45. GAF is Fingringhoe, Essex
46. Blowhard, Victoria
47. Orange Free State, South Africa
48. Middle Intercourse Island
49. Disneyland, USA, Surrounded By Naked Princesses
50. Saint-Louis-du-Ha! Ha!, Quebec
51. This Baby's Moustache, America
52. Boring Lava Field, Oregon
53. Ian's a Morón Air Base, Spain
54. Comet U23D/Biela (lost)
55. Dildo vs bug pinus, Newfoundland
56. Haiku Valley, Hawaii
57. Hole of Horcum, England
58. Cumbum, Tamil Nadu, India
59. Hell For Certain, Kentucky
60. Devil's Dyke, Sussex, England
61. Koolyanobbing, Western Australia
62. Jamaica Plain, Massachusetts
63. Three Cocks and the Truth, Wales
64. Saddam Hussein Town, Sri Lanka
65. Tittybong, Victoria, Australia
66. Humptulips, Washington
67. Sweet, Tits!, South Carolina
68. End of Earth, Michigan
69. Big Bone Lick State Park, Kentucky
70. Kholat Syakhl, Russia
71. Radelaide, South Australia
72. Dumb Hope, Northumberland, UK
73. Let's Bumpass, Virginia
74. Shut the Bogan Gate, New South Wales
75. 1985, Ireland
76. Upperthong, West Yorkshire
77. Let's have some Sexbierum, Holland
78. Pussy, France
79. Postwhorehouse Meadow
80. Brilliant, Alabama
81. Hooker, Oklahoma
82. Knob Lick, Missouri
83. Fresh Kills, Staten Island
84. Swastika, Ontario
85. Paw Paw, West Vagina
86. Tutaekuri ("dogshit") River, New Zealand
87. Axver Will Post Here While Losing His Virginity, Utah
88. I Want To Be Forever Young, New York
89. Kumamoto ("fire cunt" in Swahili), Japan
90. Llanfairynghornwy, Anglesey, Wales
91. Geebung, Queensland
92. Knockemstiff, Ohio
93. Vazza's Bar, Montenegro
94. Rough and Ready, California
95. Uranium City, Saskatchewan
96. Axver is an Iron Knob, South Australia
97. Howlong, Howlong Must We Sing This Song, New South Wales
98. Penistone, South Yorkshire
99. Cumby, Texas
100. Chass rules over the Gay and Lesbian Kingdom of the Coral Sea Islands
101. Vaduz, Liechtenstein and its gullible idiots
102. Go Have a Wank, Bavaria
103. Go sit in the Hooker Corner, Indiana
104. Brest Railway Museum, Belarus
105. Craggy Island, Ireland
106. A Room at the Rooty Hill Holiday Inn, New South Wales
107. Westward Ho!, Devon, England
108. We Loveladies, New Jersey
109. Desert Island VII
110. Adiós, Spain
111. Smackover, Arkansas
112. Shag Point, New Zealand
113. Mollie's Nipple, Utah
114. Shitlington Crags, Northumberland
115. Pity Me, County Durham
116. Why Arizona?
117. I wish you'd Die, Drôme
118. You're a Bitche, France
119. Bird-in-Hand, Pennsylvania
120. Pecker's Point, Newfoundland
121. You're a Fake, Nigeria
122. Scull your Beer, Devon
123. Weed, California
124. Cockplay, Scotland
125. Little Snoring, Norfolk
126. Crap, Albania
127. Mount Buggery, Victoria
128. Mount Gay, West Virginia
129. Dickshooter, I'do a ho
130. River Piddle, Dorset
131. You'd like a Wanglik, Guangdong
132. Conception Junction, Missouri
133. Intercourse, Pennslyvania
134. Wendy-cum-Jolly, Hertfordshire
135. In Ten Years, Larry Mullen Will Be A Bald Knob, Arkansas
136. Woodenbong, New South Wales
137. I 8 Hiscock on the Road, Melbourne
138. Shades of Death Road, New Jersey
139. Cinnaminson loves Jen, New Jersey
140. Serena is a Postwhore, Louisiana
141. You're a Slutsk, Belarus
142. Crapaud, Prince Edward Island
143. I Fondled Little George's Coc'nuts, Pitcairn Island
144. Bland Place, Otara, Auckland
145. Boggus Motor Company, Harlingen, Texas
146. Zzyzx, California, aka "Buy a Vowel!"
147. Blubberhouses, Yorkshire
148. Beer's better than a Rum Jungle, Northern Territory
149. Broomrape Lane, Lake Havasu City, Arizona
150. None Tree Hill, Auckland
151. Oh no a Monster, The Netherlands
152. Kilbrittain, Ireland
153. Mulderkill River, Delaware (X-Files country?)
154. I drank all the Booze, Norf Yocksha
155. Yap, Federated States of Micronesia
156. Ohai, New Zealand
157. Tumbleweed Restaurant, Chillicothe, Ohio
158. Belcher Islands, Nunavut
159. Who gives a Shitterton, Dorset
160. Te Bay of Plenty Puke, New Zealand
161. Fakfak, Indonesian New Guinea
162. Hackballscross, Ireland
163. Goobertown, Arkansas
164. Texas, Queensland
165. CN Tower, Toronto, Ontario, Canada (like a penis stabbing the heavens, m'boys!)
166. Old Harry's Rocks, Dorset, England
167. Museum Voor Oude Kunst, Brussels, Belgium (six months of the postwhorehouse)
168. Devil's Beef Tub, Scotland
169. Sparta, Wisconsin

Now we arrive at the very southern end of the earth, in the uninhabited British dependency of the South Sandwich Islands. The only population in the territory are researchers and associated staff on the South Georgia islands to the north, so good luck getting a sandwich. The South Sandwich Islands were briefly inhabited by Argentine researchers from 1976 to 1982, and they may have been able to serve you sandwiches, but their presence contributed to the Falkland War and they and their sandwiches are long gone now. There are eleven main islands in the group, mostly of volcanic origin, and they are exposed to harshly cold Antarctic weather.

Oh, and where are the Sandwich Islands to make these the South Sandwich Islands? You'll know them better as Hawaii.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/South_Georgia_and_the_South_Sandwich_Islands

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

:fuckyeah:

 

[Galeongirl]

sandwiches.. love em!

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

I have no idea who you guys are talking about, but it reminds me of a neighbor of mine last year in the dorms who was the most stubborn girl EVER, except when it came to her loser boyfriend. She would do anything he asked, all because she didn't want to be single again. I've never understood people who can't stand to be single and have to have a significant other at every moment in their lives.

now that's just silly! i've known people like that too, who jump from guy to guy and don't give themselves any time to just sit back and at the very least, see what went wrong and try to better themselves.

 

[Axver]

Salami and cheese toasted sammies.

 

[bono_man2002]

This thread makes me hungry

 

[Axver]

Oh yeah, table tennis is awesome fun!

We have a table, somewhere. Gotta get it out to play again sometime. We actually have a table at work that people use at lunchtime somedays.

Oooh, can I come and visit? I haven't played table tennis in about five years!

 

[Alisaura]

Mmm, sandwich.

Mmm, volcanic islands.

 

[onebloodonelife]

now that's just silly! i've known people like that too, who jump from guy to guy and don't give themselves any time to just sit back and at the very least, see what went wrong and try to better themselves.

Exactly! And honestly, it's nice to get out and party a little without being attached. Plus, you can focus on yourself for awhile. Being single FTW!

 

[Alisaura]

Also, why was Larry's icon on the Sparta thread? I thought I saw it earlier but thought I was hallucinating.

 

[Axver]

OK Khan, I've got all the quotes I want from the last thread. Thanks, bestest mod.

 

[bono_man2002]

Oooh, can I come and visit? I haven't played table tennis in about five years!

Sure.

"Hey guys, this is André, he's not interested in Engineering, but we loves table tennis"

 

[Axver]

Mmm, sandwich.

Mmm, volcanic islands.

Somehow, I figured you'd approve. Maybe you should get a job at the South Georgia research station.

(Though watch out for invading Russians Argentinians.)

Also, why was Larry's icon on the Sparta thread? I thought I saw it earlier but thought I was hallucinating.

Because Bonnie's random?

 

[Alisaura]

OK Khan, I've got all the quotes I want from the last thread. Thanks, bestest mod.

Teacher's pet.

 

[Galeongirl]

table tennis! awesome!

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

OK Khan, I've got all the quotes I want from the last thread. Thanks, bestest mod.

now i'm going to sleep

 

[Alisaura]

Somehow, I figured you'd approve. Maybe you should get a job at the South Georgia research station.

(Though watch out for invading Russians Argentinians.)

Duly noted. I'd rather go to the proper Sandwich Islands though...

Because Bonnie's random?

*L* Maybe she thought he was the most Spartan of the band...

 

[bono_man2002]

now i'm going to sleep

Have a good sleep Khan

 

[Alisaura]

now i'm going to sleep

Seeya Khaaaaaaaaan!

 

[Axver]

seriously! i hate the high prices, but i know we're lucky compared to most countries.

oh god, i'd forgotten all about that! that was odd. and i don't get those fears either. it's inevitable for people to be in a relationship that doesn't last till death do us part. but you just deal with it. don't avoid relationships because of it, but don't seek out relationships just because you can't stand being alone either.

You guys just need good public transport anyway. Though I can't talk now that I get my tram pass for free ...

Yeah, and don't try to pull stupid tricks that basically imply "you'll do this if you love me", or whatever. Fuck off. All the politics are ridiculous and unnecessary. It's why I haven't actively sought out any kind of relationship since the shit hit the fan with Kate. I'd much rather a bunch of good friends. Sure, sometimes you run into shit with friends too, but it always seems so much more easily resolved and isn't bogged down in stupid sub-texts.

lol, yeah. it took like five seconds in mspaint. some banner ads are hilarious. i call stuff like that the internet version of early 80s music videos in front of a white backdrop.

 

[Alisaura]

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Curse Khan and that itchy Archiving finger of hers....

 

[Galeongirl]

Duly noted. I'd rather go to the proper Sandwich Islands though...



*L* Maybe she thought he was the most Spartan of the band...

Larry would NEVER survive Spartan raising bloody vegetarians...

 

[Alisaura]

275 Ax? Geez. What's your record?

 

[Alisaura]

Larry would NEVER survive Spartan raising bloody vegetarians...

I don't think he was raised vegetarian... and come on, injecting bull's blood! Although in Sparta he probably would have had to eat the bull's heart raw instead, or something.

 

[Axver]

It's Wisconsin, what do you expect? There's lots of flat land, some corn fields, and I'm willing to bet most people who do live there go to La Crosse (about 30 minutes from there) to do/get most things.

Hah, I take it Wisconsin isn't the most riveting place to live then? I didn't get near that part of the States when I visited. Just Boston and Tennessee, really, with brief forays to nearby places.

I have no idea who you guys are talking about, but it reminds me of a neighbor of mine last year in the dorms who was the most stubborn girl EVER, except when it came to her loser boyfriend. She would do anything he asked, all because she didn't want to be single again. I've never understood people who can't stand to be single and have to have a significant other at every moment in their lives.

WTF. Behaviour like that is baffling. Honestly, for all my pro-being single talk, I'd probably be happier in a relationship, but it's not some over-riding priority, and at the moment, I simply can't be bothered with all the bloody hassle! It's not as if I'm miserable or discontent with how things are anyway. My last relationship's left enough of a sour taste in my mouth that I'll enjoy being single for the present.

 

[Axver]

Sure.

"Hey guys, this is André, he's not interested in Engineering, but we loves table tennis"

"He's here to, uh ... give some historical perspective on ... a project we're about to do ... and he needs to play table tennis to warm up."

table tennis! awesome!

It's too much fun! Back when I lived in Queensland, we lived in this gated community with some shared recreational facilities, including a table tennis table. I spent ages playing table tennis in my mid-teens.

 

[Galeongirl]

I really don't understand that either, how people can be so DESPERATE to have a relationship if I don't find anyone, fine, I'll live... I don't NEED someone to live, it'd be nice yes, but not necessary!

 

[bono_man2002]

"He's here to, uh ... give some historical perspective on ... a project we're about to do ... and he needs to play table tennis to warm up."

 

[Axver]

Oh, I don't believe I said goodbye to Khan!

Duly noted. I'd rather go to the proper Sandwich Islands though...



*L* Maybe she thought he was the most Spartan of the band...

You and your warm weather.

I should have used a random icon for this thread ...

 

[bono_man2002]

Oh I've just discovered Justin.tv, I'm watching Live EPL ......Foxtel can kiss my ass!