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Old 08-12-2006, 08:57 PM   #31
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Paris Hilton Bitten by Pet Kinkajou

Aug 11 8:34 PM US/Eastern


By SOLVEJ SCHOU
Associated Press Writer

LOS ANGELES

Paris Hilton got no love this week from her pet kinkajou Baby Luv _ in fact, the raccoon-like animal bit her.

The heiress was not badly hurt but did visit a hospital emergency room to receive a tetanus shot, her publicist, Elliot Mintz, told The Associated Press on Friday.

Hilton was frolicking with her exotic pet early Tuesday morning after a few drinks when the animal became excited, Mintz said.

"Baby Luv bit her. It's a superficial bite on her %#$@," he said.
Hilton, concerned that she was bleeding, called Mintz at 3 a.m., and he took her to the hospital.

"She was seen by a doctor, who treated the wound, gave her a tetanus shot, cleaned the wound and applied something to it," Mintz said.

The 25-year-old "Simple Life" star and her publicist left the hospital around 5:30 a.m.

Mintz said it did not appear to be swollen the next day.
"Yesterday she did two photo shoots and two magazine covers," Mintz said. "She's OK, she's fine. Anyone in this situation would do well to have the wound looked at."

Baby Luv was checked out by a veterinarian Wednesday.

"I don't view kinkajous as aggressive animals. The same kind of thing could have occurred with a German Shepherd," Mintz said.
perhaps she should go back to men,
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Old 08-12-2006, 11:09 PM   #32
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Ummmm ok very interesting there She obiviously does deal better with men
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A ventriloquist is performing in a small comedy club and just finishing a round of dumb blonde jokes.

Suddenly, Paris stands up and shouts: "OK I've had enough, this is not funny. Stop telling those stupid denigrating blonde jokes. Why do you think that a person's hair colour has anything to do with his or her qualities as a human being?"

"I didn't mean to offend you", the ventriloquist starts to reply. Before he can say anything else, however, Paris interrupts:

"You better stay out of this mister, it's that little bloke on your knee I am talking to!"
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I have no use for her. She has a flat, totally useless horrid looking ass. Her legs just run straight into her lower back.
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Who gives a shit? Seriously, I don't care.

(but, in the words of Irvine, I care enough to say I don't care. )
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Who gives a shit? Seriously, I don't care.

(but, in the words of Irvine, I care enough to say I don't care. )
Absolutely, wish the drippy bitch would take a vow of silence, do us all a favour just disappear, & take all the other rich bitch airheads with her.
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I wonder if the poor kinkajou caught anything from Paris? I'd be more worried about getting him a tetanus shot!
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I wonder if the poor kinkajou caught anything from Paris? I'd be more worried about getting him a tetanus shot!
BD! That was really good though!
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^^ It's true! Sometimes you wonder......






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How very true that is lol
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sorry... I've had a change of mind... no comment
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For the life of me I can't understand why she won't just go away. I don't know of a single person that likes anything about her and yet she's everywhere like some sort of bad fungus. Now that she's embarked on a "music" career, let's hope and pray that Bono doesn't collaborate with her. I'm still trying to recover from his duet with J-Lo.
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Someone posted this on Snarkfest. Maybe there's hope for us after all.

In its first week out of the gate, Paris Hilton's first CD is being widely
seen as a certified flop. "Paris," which features the single "Stars Are
Blind," sold a lackluster 75,000 copies in the United States - a pittance
compared to Christina Aguilera's first-week sales of 320,000, according to
Soundscan. Projected sales for next week are said to be a measly 30,000.

THIS PART IS MY FAVORITE:

Elijah Blue Allman, the hunky son of Cher and Gregg Allman, boasted to
Howard Stern the other day that he had a fling with Hilton before she was
famous - but he got nervous right afterward that he might have picked up a
sexually transmitted disease from her. Allman says he was so worried, he
raced downstairs and grabbed a household cleaning product to pour over his
private parts and "disinfect" them.
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um ... ow?

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So does this celibacy thing have anything to do with poor sweet Paris's recent DUI?
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