Something crucial this forum is missing.

[Tarvark]

Favorite Knock Knock jokes. Go!

 

[Doozer61]

 

[pax]

I knew a kid who had ADD, and he called this his "ADD knock-knock joke":

--Knock knock!
--Who's there?
--Let's fly a kite!

 

[enajh2]

I don't get it

 

[FlyYourKite]

I knew a kid who had ADD, and he called this his "ADD knock-knock joke":

--Knock knock!
--Who's there?
--Let's fly a kite!

Good one pax!

 

[RedRocksU2]

 

[Schmeg]

Knock knock!
Who's there?
An interrupting cow!
An interrupting c-
MOOOOO!!

 

[daygloeyes2]

I knew a kid who had ADD, and he called this his "ADD knock-knock joke":

--Knock knock!
--Who's there?
--Let's fly a kite!

I was diagnosed with ADD when I was 4. That joke is pretty much the story of my life!

 

[U2Girl1978]

-Knock Knock
-Who's there
-Boo
-Boo Who?

Get it?!?! HAHA **slaps knee**

 

[Mucca]

 

[pepokiss]

they make me laugh, because they're so boring

 

[Cleasai]

I was diagnosed with ADD when I was 4. That joke is pretty much the story of my life!

Me too... I was diagnosed before anyone really even understo...


ooooh! Look... something shiny!

 

[boystupidboy]

Knock knock
Who there?
Me
Me who?
Boystupidboy!
Who else is there with you?
you know who else
well who is it?
Its my friend
and whats his name?
Why...its Aardvark of course!!
holy jesus do you 2 do EVERYTHING together?
Mmmmm pretty much,can we come in now?
NO go away
errrrrrr ok byeeeee

 

[U2MaNaIcWeIdO]

Knock knock
Who there?
Me
Me who?
Boystupidboy!
Who else is there with you?
you know who else
well who is it?
Its my friend
and whats his name?
Why...its Aardvark of course!!
holy jesus do you 2 do EVERYTHING together?
Mmmmm pretty much,can we come in now?
NO go away
errrrrrr ok byeeeee

 

[Aardvark747]

 

[U2MaNaIcWeIdO]

Why thank you

 

[Aardvark747]

Why thank you

Well BSB can't just expect to walk right back into my life like this. So i'm always on the look out for another 'special' friend....

 

[U2MaNaIcWeIdO]

Well BSB can't just expect to walk right back into my life like this. So i'm always on the look out for another 'special' friend....

What do you mean 'special'? I see you flirting at me though....and I'll give you a

 

[Aardvark747]

What do you mean 'special'? I see you flirting at me though....and I'll give you a

Hope ur getting all this Boy, and that it's teaching you a lesson.

BEHAVE!!

 

[tiny dancer]

-Knock Knock
-Who's there
-Boo
-Boo Who?

Get it?!?! HAHA **slaps knee**

This one is a classic.

 

[U2Girl1978]

Tiny dancer did you ever get my one bracelet?

 

[elevation2u]

not a knock-knock joke but some terribly unfunny ones probably:


why did michael jackson go to kmart?





...because he heard boy shorts where half off...







whats the difference between a hooker and a crack dealer?







a hooker can wash her crack and sell it again






.....

 

[rjhbonovox]

The thing this forum is missing is another Coldplay thread. Come on now, ain't the new album great!

 

[elevation2u]

ZzzZzzZzz.......

 

[JOFO]

I knew a kid who had ADD, and he called this his "ADD knock-knock joke":

--Knock knock!
--Who's there?
--Let's fly a kite!

my nephew has ADD, and I don't appreciate the joke.

 

[discothequeLP]

dead baby jokes! anyone up for those?

 

[blueeyedgirl]

Please!!! And I'll top you with dead koala jokes!

Why did the koala fall out of the tree?







Cos it was hit by a fridge.

 

[Mullen4Prez]

Knock Knock
Whos there?
Jon
Jon who?
Why do you want to know?
Cos you could have a jonny

 

[Tania]

Please!!! And I'll top you with dead koala jokes!

Why did the koala fall out of the tree?







Cos it was hit by a fridge.

 

[discothequeLP]

ok, you aksed for them




What's worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan?









One dead baby in 10 trashcans!





What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari?












I don't have a Ferrari in my garage!