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Old 06-10-2005, 03:40 PM   #1
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Old 06-10-2005, 04:11 PM   #3
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I knew a kid who had ADD, and he called this his "ADD knock-knock joke":

--Knock knock!
--Who's there?
--Let's fly a kite!
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I don't get it
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I knew a kid who had ADD, and he called this his "ADD knock-knock joke":

--Knock knock!
--Who's there?
--Let's fly a kite!
Good one pax!
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Knock knock!
Who's there?
An interrupting cow!
An interrupting c-
MOOOOO!!

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I knew a kid who had ADD, and he called this his "ADD knock-knock joke":

--Knock knock!
--Who's there?
--Let's fly a kite!
I was diagnosed with ADD when I was 4. That joke is pretty much the story of my life!
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-Knock Knock
-Who's there
-Boo
-Boo Who?

Get it?!?! HAHA **slaps knee**
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they make me laugh, because they're so boring
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I was diagnosed with ADD when I was 4. That joke is pretty much the story of my life!
Me too... I was diagnosed before anyone really even understo...


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Knock knock
Who there?
Me
Me who?
Boystupidboy!
Who else is there with you?
you know who else
well who is it?
Its my friend
and whats his name?
Why...its Aardvark of course!!
holy jesus do you 2 do EVERYTHING together?
Mmmmm pretty much,can we come in now?
NO go away
errrrrrr ok byeeeee
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Knock knock
Who there?
Me
Me who?
Boystupidboy!
Who else is there with you?
you know who else
well who is it?
Its my friend
and whats his name?
Why...its Aardvark of course!!
holy jesus do you 2 do EVERYTHING together?
Mmmmm pretty much,can we come in now?
NO go away
errrrrrr ok byeeeee

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