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Old 01-02-2003, 06:04 AM   #1
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Someone explain older women to Little Jimmy...

Here's the story:

Once upon a time (well New Years Eve) Little Jimmy and his friend Donkey Boy were out and rather intoxicated. Little Jimmy went to the bar to get some water, while Donkey Boy started talking to this older woman.

The woman, who appeared to be around 25 claimed to be A LOT older. She was pleased that Little Jimmy and Donkey Boy thought she was younger, as they were both a couple of years under 25.

Little Jimmy returns with the water whilst Donkey Boy still continues to converse with the older woman he's found. Being too intoxicated to pay attention Little Jimmy began to look uninterested in the whole situation. Donkey Boy attempted to latch onto this older woman - with his arms that is.

It seems the appearance of lack of interest from Little Jimmy sparked interest in the older woman, so she began paying him more attention. Quite accidenally Little Jimmy must have been saying the right things, for when Donkey Boy needed to make a bathroom stop somehow Little Jimmy was holding hands with the older woman.

And it progressed further from there... No more details available...



What Little Jimmy can't quite work out is how he ended up with the older woman by not doing a darn thing, when Donkey Boy was the one cracking onto her.


Who here with wisdom can explain how this works to Little Jimmy?


And it Little Jimmy hopes Donkey Boy isn't unhappy with him for that...
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Old 01-02-2003, 06:53 AM   #2
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Being an "old" woman (27) I can say that women are not into guys pawing all over them. It sounds like Donkey Boy was trying too hard to get some action. While on the other hand Little Jimmy was being himself and women find that to be more attractive. There is that fine line between being interested in a woman and being obnoxious and clingy.

Does that help?
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Old 01-02-2003, 10:27 AM   #3
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Uh I am not an older women so I don't know that answer. I think daisy may have a good hypothesis. I think another one may have been either she thought you were more attractive OR that she saw a challenge. I can not say however her motives for picking you over the Donkey Boy.


If I had to choose between and ass and a little jimmy I think I would have to choose the latter.
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Old 01-02-2003, 11:21 AM   #4
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If I had to choose between and ass and a little jimmy I think I would have to choose the latter.
I'm considerably older than 25, but I agree with gheto. Maybe your pal was a little too handsy. Girls of any age usually don't like boys who are too forward.



Plus, maybe you're cuter than your pal.
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Being a "mature" woman of 36, I say she went for you because of your lack of interest i.e. the challenge factor...and you were probably cuter than Donkey Boy.
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I think you need to post a pic so we can tell you.

Has little Jimmy posted a pic anywhere around here?
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No self-respecting older woman would end up with a 'donkey boy.'
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good one.
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No one wants a donkey boy!

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No self-respecting older woman would end up with a 'donkey boy.'
That's the funniest thing I've read in ages!!!!

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No self-respecting older woman would end up with a 'donkey boy.'
No woman of ANY age!

I go for the chicken.

Pommie chicken.
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I am still waiting for the Chicken and Donkey pictures so I can compare.
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No woman of ANY age!

touché!
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I am still waiting for the Chicken and Donkey pictures so I can compare.
Exactly! This is what we need. Then we'll be able to help the dear boy.
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Old 01-02-2003, 05:08 PM   #14
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Hmmm I may have to get online and check this thread when I get done running.
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<~~~older woman *soon to be 28* peeping in on this thread. hmm..i want to see pics too.
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