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Old 05-25-2002, 08:07 PM   #1
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Somebody filled the doggy bowl with Adult Beverages again

Greetings Cowboys and Cowgirls of funk, Ladies and Gentlemen, Doctorwhos, and decadent mishaps and oh yes Onions and wilted flowers

I confess I did not realize this until today when i looked through some of last evenings threads at the debacle that took place in the name of law and order and defiance.

Yes someone spiked my puppy bowl again. It should be obvious, and I think I might have been a littl bit tipsy on the job.

Thats okay, I am the LAW-DOG, so play your pranks if you want. I can enforce the radical agenda of Emperor Death sober or drunk.

As a result of this tom-foolery, I am announcing the raising of all of your taxes to be collected by the tax-bitch (a currently open vacancy to be filled by your Imminence), though I may have one of our current detainees assist in this position instead of making license plates or picking up beer cans around my fortress.

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I am also purchasing a fleet of brand new supercharged Corvettes, SS Camaros, and WS-6 Ram Air Trans Am's for my personal pursuit vehicles and the use of the other law-dogs and Cabinet and Ministry officials.

*If my typing appears incorrect or my grammar incoherrent, just remember we republicans are far from perfect but we are always right so shut up now.

I also have *Spyplane fitted with extra sensory mechanics to look specifically for fornication amongst the inverst and decadents amongst us. This will most definitely include *LOVE MUSCLE, refer to above about Republicans always being right.

I have a drone looking for RED ELEPHANT and any other animals, which will no longer be allowed to post until they surrender to the zoo which I have my hand in the pot there.

Folks, the Emperor Death has spoken through me. I expect this to get very musty and flow like the rivers of red wine , vomit, and urine.

And I suspect Sicy will get something in her eye again.

Thank you
You may now return to whatever it is you weren't doing
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Old 05-25-2002, 08:37 PM   #2
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Old 05-25-2002, 08:59 PM   #3
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A confession from you? Why not use the moonlight as your guide?

If i hadn't enjoyed that so much, I wouldn't have continued though.
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I saw that ABEL
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saw what?

*wasn't anywhere near the doggie bowl!*



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Old 05-25-2002, 09:13 PM   #7
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No I meant that I saw you yawning at me.

Also *Spyplane said that you rolled your eyes at me ( ) too when you opened this thread.

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Old 05-25-2002, 09:16 PM   #8
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moi?

*wasn't anywhere near the doggie bowl honest*

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Old 05-25-2002, 09:31 PM   #9
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Both of you, seperate ends of the room. Once more people show up, then we can begin the damn interference orgy.

YEESH!!!!

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Hmmmm...very interesting. As a "newbie" I must observe this activity.
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Brother!
Are you alright!?
Man she whacked you good...
Next time try ducking or something.


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What in the hell is going on around here?

ORGY? In my thread? THis is the type of decadence I was talking about....

*Zoomadyou, I doubt you to be a good girl.
*ABEL, you are guilty being from Texas
*Sicey, I am adding an "e" to your name anytime you say such things to me. Also, your immunity will only go so far....

And too that newbie, I will eat your pie
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_ Edge, don't make me use the Love Musclette on you.

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