some of you are invited to my baseball game tommorow

[Zoomerang96]

hey gang!!!

how the heck are ya?! HUH!!? GOOD?!?!



hope you all had a good weekend, especially all you wacky-quacky canadians who en7oyed a LONG WEEKEND!! haha! how was it? hey? was it good? yeah? how was it? huh? good? yeah??



anyway, i know you're all thinking "son of a bitch, i'm tired, it was a long weekend and i don't feel like doing anything during this week. SHIT!"

those EXACT SAME WORDS CAME TO MY MIND AS WELL. i can FEEL the same things you FEEL.

but shit! i've got game two of my series against our rival tommorow night, and it's a home game! admission is free, but the 50/50 will be huge! it might even be fan appreciation night.

and if you don't come, i'll hit your mouth.

i'm being awful now, aren't i? aren't i?? aren't i being awful??

believe ME. i KNOW.

but if you all wanna read my threads you're gonna have to SHUT UP.

now where was i.

oh yeah, your baby's a witch.

yes, there is!!! yes there is a way to prove it!!! doctor steven poop, get in here!!!

and yeeeesss, laugh all you want at his last name but he could very well be the man who'll save your baby!!!!!

doctor poop: "diagnosis? bad babysitting! medication? BASEBALL at caisenma's home town tommorow!"

haha! even the doctor is ORDERING baseball as a medication, guys!! what are you gonna do, exactly the opposite of what he said you were supposed to because of how you're feeling about being tired from the long weekend especially if it was a long one if you're canadian and you're really tired and now you wanna get back into the swing of things?!?!

haha!

you can't do that!

always listen to the doctor! come watch my baseball game!

 

[Zoomerang96]

oh and one more thing...

i don't get paid in monopoly money, so don't expect to enter the 50/50 with monopoly money either!!

you TRICKSTERS!!! i know you interferencers, LMAO!! you're always trying to pay with monopoly money aren't you?? hey?!?!?!?! HUH?!?!?! D: you are aren't you?!?!!?!

haha!

 

[Calluna]

But I don't like baseball.

 

[Zoomerang96]

then DON'T EXPECT YOUR MALAISE TO FEEL BETTER!!!

do as the doctor says, and watch me play the baseball!!!

watch me play the baseball, calluna!!!!!

*hip thrusts violently into the air*

 

[Calluna]

Oh alright, but only if you will be wearing the white pants.

 

[lmjhitman]

maybe they could pay you in wacky-quacky canadian tire money.

i don't want to watch you play with your balls. keep the white pants ON.

 

[beegee]

why is bear suddenly wearing the white pants in this family

 

[AvsGirl41]

I don't think baseball is a good idea at all. You could put your eye out. Why don't we all stay inside and play Trivial Pursuit instead?

 

[zonelistener]

will there be hot dogs?

Seems like there is always hot dogs at these events w/ caisenma.

 

[*BOOMCHAA!*]

Good thread. Very good.

 

[Dulce de Leche]

death bear playing baseball

me being in the US and not Canada

 

[WildHoneyAlways]

I am looking for ways to get rid of my malaise......

 

[u2popmofo]

now where was i.

oh yeah, your baby's a witch.

yes, there is!!! yes there is a way to prove it!!! doctor steven poop, get in here!!!

and yeeeesss, laugh all you want at his last name but he could very well be the man who'll save your baby!!!!!

A palamino? They're beautiful!! Beautiful golden fur.

 

[anitram]

Throw in a couple of hot dogs and I'm game.

 

[pax]

And here I thought you'd be packing his lunch and driving him to the game...you know, since you're cohabiting and all now.

 

[U2Girl1978]

I want to see Zoomy hit a home run.

 

[Palace_Hero]

son of a bitch, i'm tired, it was a long weekend and i don't feel like doing anything during this week. SHIT!

 

[unosdostres14]

doctor poop: "diagnosis? bad babysitting!

 

[JOFO]

can I sit in the bleachers and throw beer on the field?

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

I want to see Bear go all the way.

 

[JessicaAnn]

Does bear cork his bat?

 

[*BOOMCHAA!*]

I want to see Bear go all the way.

teheee! he's never gotten past 1st base!
tehehehe!

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

 

[*BOOMCHAA!*]

 

[lmjhitman]

i can FEEL the same things you FEEL.

it might even be fan appreciation night.

and if you don't come, i'll hit your mouth.

 

[Doozer61]

Does bear cork his bat?

is that what he calls it???

 

[U2@NYC]

I think the bear will be left in the bullpen.

 

[Zoomerang96]

easy guys...i put my pants on one leg at a time like the rest of you.

only when my pants are on, i make gold records.

and hit home runs.

and in the words of blahblahblahblahblahblahblah, i'm out.

take me out to the ballgame...

 

[cujo]

When you're up there... really explore the batting box space. Open up your stance. Ark your back towards the hermetic Hermitage pitch.

I'm telling you, you're gonna want that cowhide.

Now, lace up like the Russians and Rocket a ball to knock out the headlights like explosive diamonds in '94 against Vernon. When there is nothing left to burn, set the flames on fire, right?

Remember, a Franz Ferd in the Hand is worth double in the Romanov's outfield.

~Jose Nocarsgo

 

[lmjhitman]

holy shit, cujo.