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unforgettableFOXfire

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HAHAHAHA! I got you to look! :p Thats entertainment enough for me, im not bored anymore
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(well obviously I am or else I wouldnt create a stupid post like this)


If you got suckered, post below so I can mock you
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LOL, on the other hand, if noone looks at it they cant very well post now can they... Ohhh well... I guess this will just turn into my own personal monologue...


Jeremy: Good evening
Jeremy: Good evening to you too
Jeremy: Lovely weather isnt it?
Jeremy: I bit chilly if I do say so
Jeremy: Ahh I agree
Jeremy: Do you want to go to bed? Its 10:30
Jeremy: Id love to!
Jeremy: Well delightful then, lets be off!
Jeremy: Id rather not, this whole talking to myself thing is quite entertaining.
Jeremy: Oh well alright, perhaps five more minutes...
Jeremy: How long was that?
Jeremy: Oh about 5 seconds, dumbass
Jeremy: Dumbass? Youre one to talk
Jeremy: Well look at you! Talking to yourself! Of all the stupid...
Jeremy: Youre the one talking to YOURSELF fool!
Jeremy: I resent that!
Jeremy: No you resemble that!
Jeremy: That doesnt make sense!
Jeremy: You dont make sense!
Jeremy: Your momma!
Jeremy: WHAT?
Jeremy: Eat me bitch
Jeremy: Dont make me throw myself down the stairs!
Jeremy: I dare you!
Jeremy: I double dare you!
Jeremy: I know, we'll throw Adam down the stairs, ok?
Jeremy: Agreed.
Jeremy: Good then
Jeremy: Fine
Jeremy: Alright, off to bed then
Jeremy: I agree
Jeremy: I shouldnt even have to joke about make-up sex, people will already be thinking that anyway
Jeremy: True enough, but now that you have mentioned it, those who didnt cant help but wonder.
Jeremy: HAHAHA poor suckers
Jeremy: Alright... well now that we have a horrible horrible mental image in everyones mind, its time to go.
Jeremy: Ok.

Tune in next time, same crack time, same crack channel.

LOL. I hope you enjoyed this presentation, brought to you by FOX sports, in co-ordination with Microsoft Corp, and AOL vs 1.0.

Also brought to you by McBrothel. Have you had your McBlowjob today?

That is all.
 
Hi UnforgettableFoxfire!!

*waves hi*

when Im bored, I drive myself NUTS!!!!!

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U had me ROTFLMAO there boy!

In fact, I look forward to tuning in next week to see the final episode.......this is waaaay better than Sunset Beach, or even Dallas!!!!!

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*maddie got comfortable, that drama was too good!
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[This message has been edited by mad1 (edited 10-19-2001).]
 
LOL thanks maddie
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As for gina, well, immoral, illegal, what the hell ya only live once eh?
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hahahaha


Unfortunately my insanity streaks that are actually entertaining are few and far between... but... ah what the hell, Im here to ramble for your enjoyment, so lets give it another shot
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Jeremy: I have no idea what the hell to say
Jeremy: Oh, well isnt that good
Jeremy: Probably, youd know
Jeremy: But I dont, thats the whole point
Jeremy: I see
Jeremy: No you dont, youre blind
Jeremy: And youre not?
Jeremy: No, of course not
Jeremy: Ahhhh well then Im not blind either
Jeremy: Whys that?
Jeremy: Because last time I checked we were the same person
Jeremy: You had to check?
Jeremy: Well, among other things
Jeremy: What other things?
Jeremy: Like where I left my drink
Jeremy: What does that have to do with anything?
Jeremy: Youll see
Jeremy: But I thought I was blind?
Jeremy: No, neither of us are
Jeremy: Then whats the deal with the drink?
Jeremy: Lovely weather isnt it?
Jeremy: Wha? But... drink? weather? Huh??
Jeremy: Wasnt that an interesting role playing session?
Jeremy: Ummm not especially, wow, horses, snow, trackign, big feckin deal
Jeremy: Yes, but you managed to conjure $7 of your parents money for pizza
Jeremy: Ah of course... A great trick that was
Jeremy: I can imagine
Jeremy: What do you imagine?
Jeremy: All the people
Jeremy: Living life [..]?
Jeremy: No, unfortunately that would be copyright infringement
Jeremy: Oh... Well then...
Jeremy: You didnt throw adam down the stairs!
Jeremy: DAMN! Foiled again, curses... *smashes fist into other palm*
Jeremy: Oh well, perhaps next time...
Jeremy: Yes... And then I can unleash my army of lizardmen and convince the world that Math is a religion
Jeremy: In-deed
Jeremy: and in fact!
Jeremy: More fact than deed
Jeremy: More deed than fact
Jeremy: Fact is but a deed
Jeremy: Too true
Jeremy: Yes...
Jeremy: Are you still bored?
Jeremy: Youre damn right I am...
Jeremy: Blargh...
Jeremy: I concur
Jeremy: And now a word from our sponsor?
Jeremy: Sure, why the hell not/

Sponsor: WORD (or if you prefer a less cheesy joke; 'magnus phallus omnis vincit')

Jeremy: Thank you sponsor
Jeremy: That was crap!
Jeremy: I know, but what did you expect?
Jeremy: I was hoping for a Mcblowjob ad
Jeremy: Thats 'immoral' and 'illegal'
Jeremy: I suppose so...
Jeremy: Oh well... Sooner or later...
Jeremy: We'll be thrown in prision for being mentally unstable?
Jeremy: Yes.
Jeremy: Ok then
Jeremy: This sucks, Im outta here
Jeremy: I agree
Jeremy: Ill go find my drink.

*two personalities split and go downstairs in quest of refreshment, and entertainment*

Wow... that was even crappier than I expected... arent you all glad to know you arent as screwed up as me? That was actually really really bad... hmmmm... I think I better stop doing this before people start mailing me prozac or something...

Alright, well as usual, If/WHEN i get bored, I will likely do this again. So keep checkin in!
 
Originally posted by Gina Marie:
HMMM...interesting...

*wonders if two Jeremys are even better than one*


The obvious answer to that is no, two are not better than one, unless one is a reflection in a mirror. LOL

Hmm... what do you mean by better? What kinda crazy idea you got in that head of yours there gina? Thinkin bout me eh? Ooooh I have this effect on all women. *cracks knuckles*

LMAO... now Im delusional LOL pass that prozak on down lol
 
Originally posted by ~unforgettableFOXfire~:

Hmm... What kinda crazy idea you got in that head of yours there gina? Thinkin bout me eh? Ooooh I have this effect on all women.

AW!! Well, post a pic other than that one of you lying face down in a 'pool of blood', and let's see..oh-you are 6' tall-why do you have to be so YOUNG
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But I may *faint* over my keyboard..
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*darn, I need a time-machine *
 
*bump*


Come on Gina, I know you want me LMAO! (note inflated ego, and YES ego, NOT whatever was going through your sick minds... Sick sick people... tsk tsk). Dont make me hunt you down for a reply! DONT MAKE ME! LOL
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Originally posted by ~unforgettableFOXfire~:

Come on Gina, I know you want me LMAO! Dont make me hunt you down for a reply! DONT MAKE ME! LOL
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Relax hon-I couldn't see your pics-it said 'page not available' or something like that..

Do you look like Larry or Edge??
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lmao! goodness no...

I know, geocities sucks... copy the url from the page and put it in the adress bar of your browser, THEN it should work, otherwise Ill have to email them to you lol
 
That picture of you in a pool of blood at the bottom of the stairs is about the funniest thing I saw all weekend.. when the hell did you take that? or have that taken.. i'm gonna assume you didn't take it yourself.
 
Originally posted by SkeeK:
That picture of you in a pool of blood at the bottom of the stairs is about the funniest thing I saw all weekend.. when the hell did you take that? or have that taken.. i'm gonna assume you didn't take it yourself.

Yeah, we took that last tuesday with the digital camera at school. I got Koper to take it for me, and he added the blood.


Cmon gina, still waitin for either that email addy or for ya to take a looksee at em
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Originally posted by ~unforgettableFOXfire~:

Cmon gina, still waitin for either that email addy or for ya to take a looksee at em
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OK, I saw your closeup-I must say, you have very nice eyes.

I don't see you havin' any trouble finding someone 'age-appropriate' for you- w/ your personality and sense of humor
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If you like a girl in school, LET HER KNOW-cause *thinks back to all those years ago*
it stinks being a gal in high school and thinking no guys like you!
 
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Just for the hell of it... i wanted to make one of my threads look important
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I am SOOOO bored. Thus, I begin the monologue again...


Jeremy: Shouldnt you be studying for math?
Jeremy: Yes
Jeremy: Then get the fuck off the computer?
Jeremy: Im going to fail anyway, who cares
Jeremy: well theres no denying that, point taken
Jeremy: where are you taking it?
Jeremy: I dont nkow, I forget
Jeremy: Just like my math... Ellipses, hyperbola, parabola, circles, tangents, systems, xs and ys everywhere... ahhh! make them go away!!
Jeremy: Its ok, they cant hurt you, numbers dont exist
Jeremy: they dont?
Jeremy: no, youve already justified taht with your math=religion theory
Jeremy: oh yeah... I have a new theory
Jeremy: Whats that?
Jeremy: The laws of physics are wrong.
Jeremy: what??
Jeremy: yup
Jeremy: how are they wrong?
Jeremy: well, global warming causes atmospheric temperature to change which changes the pressure, thus throwing off calculations
Jeremy: DAMN! Oh well, at least I havent taken physics yet
Jeremy: yeah, haha poor suckers.
Jeremy: yeah, well you should really get back to work
Jeremy: I should, but I wont...
Jeremy: Maybe Gina can save us
Jeremy: perhaps, although I wasnt much help with that backrub
Jeremy: yeah well, what can ya do
Jeremy: I dont know, i really dont
Jeremy: alright x2/25 - y2/36 = 1
Jeremy: a = 6, b = 5, major axis is vertical, center is origin, something something something
Jeremy: yeah well... youre getting there
Jeremy: where?
Jeremy: I dont know, but youre well on your way down the road of failure
Jeremy: oh... i see
Jeremy: Youre thinkin bout Jen instead of your work arent you...
Jeremy: You cant prove anythign!
Jeremy: Im right, I know
Jeremy: Yeah well, its not my fault she lives too far away and she hurt her ankle and then hasnt been on at all.
Jeremy: Worried as usual
Jeremy: More worried then necessary
Jeremy: as usual
Jeremy: Tough life
Jeremy: life is hell
Jeremy: hell doesnt exist
Jeremy: life doesnt exist
Jeremy: what?
Jeremy: If a = b, b = c, then a = c
Jeremy: You cant possibly apply that here, it doesnt make sense!
Jeremy: like I said, Im bad at this whole math thing
Jeremy: well its somewhat true though, since existance cannot be proven, everything is in fact perspective, and even perspective is relative to everything else
Jeremy: yes
Jeremy: so perception = reality = fantasy?
Jeremy: thatll do
Jeremy: theyll throw you in jail for thinking like this
Jeremy: yeah... but what can ya do
Jeremy: roll with the punches I suppose
Jeremy: first a failed math test, then in jail for insane world altering theories
Jeremy: where did we go wrong...


Alright, well I couldnt just let this thread die. This is MY thread. Mine! I have to vent this mumbojumbo somewhere, I mean it makies sense in a way, but then again it doesnt. All part of life.

LOL

lets all laugh at me now. hahaha
yes yes

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gtg study
 
alright sicy, Ill do that, but Ill havea do it tomorrow cuz that way I can get it so that im actually right side up LOL
 
Fox would you like me to take care of that for you?

I'll put it rightside up and email it to Nicamom if you like.

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Sicy's Website
 
Ok sure Sicy, if thats not too much trouble. I could try now but Im not really supposed to be on interference at school, seeing as we have a case study due on Tuesday and need to get some hardcore work done... Thanks!
 
Consider this thread REVIVED bitch!

Yep, if any of you are wondering, I am indeed this fucked up still :up: thanks for noticing... I intend to put another addition to my 'conversations with myself' in here later, as Im bored to death, but Ill do it once I get back from watching my movie. Thank you.
 
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