So who wants to push it to the limit with Celine?

[anitram]

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Coldplay frontman Chris Martin hopes to record a duet with Celine Dion in the near future, because he wants to push the band's sound to the limit.

The Clocks singer is determined to expand Coldplay's sphere of reference and believes a duet with Canadian Dion will help him achieve that aim.

He says: "We shouldn't restrict our options. To me, the most bizarre things at the moment are the most exciting.

"I'd even be up for making a didgeridoo album in Alice Springs."

 

[Zoots]

Holy Cannoli, Is this Cy thread gonna gets some flak!!!

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

 

[indra]

A duet with Celine Dion is "pushing it to the limit?"

What exactly is he pushing to the limit here -- the utter crappiness of the song?

 

[JOFO]

I agree.

coldplay should "take it to the limit"......


one more time.

 

[IWasBored]

I agree.

coldplay should "take it to the limit"......


one more time.

now that's an idea! someone start an internet petition to get don henley in on the action

 

[Zoots]

I agree.

coldplay should "take it to the limit"......


one more time.

that was great!

 

[MrBrau1]

You "take it to the limit" by playing with BB King, Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, Luciano Pavarotti, Mary J Blige.

Not Celine, Whitney, Britney, Ashlee or any other of the "turd burglars."

 

[Zoots]

"turd burglars."

!!!

Oh Gawd... this thread just keeps getting funnier!

 

[If you shout...]

When I grow up, I'm gonna kick Chris Martin in the nuts.

 

[Zoomerang96]

chris martin is an idiot, and really needs his nuts kicked in by if you shout.

 

[GibsonGirl]

chris martin is an idiot, and really needs his nuts kicked in by if you shout.

Every day, on the hour.

 

[Zoomerang96]

that's SO hot when you say it like that.

 

[GibsonGirl]

I know.

 

[Zoots]

I know.

you changed from a cool Radiohead avatar to a U2 one!

 

[GibsonGirl]

you changed from a cool Radiohead avatar to a U2 one!

I change my avatar practically every week. I'm going to miss the Amnesiac one, though.

 

[yertle-the-turtle]

For goodness' sake can no one get that Chris was being sarcastic?

 

[typhoon]

For goodness' sake can no one get that Chris was being sarcastic?

Yeah, that last line gives it away. Too bad the article didn't include the actual quote that inspired it the Dion business.

If he actually does it, I'm lining up to kick him in the balls too, though.

 

[yertle-the-turtle]

What the fuck happened to that Bono/J.Lo duet? I've been waiting three years to hear it.

 

[IWasBored]

For goodness' sake can no one get that Chris was being sarcastic?

ah. see, i thought with all that talk about coldplay being nothing more than u2-lite, it meant chris martin wasn't allowed to have a sense of humor.

 

[Saracene]

What the fuck happened to that Bono/J.Lo duet? I've been waiting three years to hear it.

I KNOW. I mean, how can they tease us and then not deliver? Bastards! And where the hell is that video of Bono joining Celine Dion onstage in Vegas??

 

[typhoon]

ah. see, i thought with all that talk about coldplay being nothing more than u2-lite, it meant chris martin wasn't allowed to have a sense of humor.

Well, he's not allowed to have balls either, but we made an exception so we'd have something to kick.

 

[If you shout...]

I'll kick the motherfucker in the throat if he's currently going sans balls. Celine or not. I'll hit him with a wrench, if you want me to. Fuck him. Fuck Coldplay. Holla if you hear me.

 

[Numb1075]

celine dion sounds best when she's tied up and gagged in my closet.

For Chris' sake, I hope he is just trying to be funny.

 

[UberBeaver]

I want to push that bitch over a cliff. That count?

 

[Zoots]

I'll kick the motherfucker in the throat if he's currently going sans balls. Celine or not. I'll hit him with a wrench, if you want me to. Fuck him. Fuck Coldplay. Holla if you hear me.

I hope you're kidding, dude. Whether you like Cy or not, that's pretty fucked up.

 

[Bono's Doll]

My dog goes crazy when she hears Celine Dion. When she was a little pup she heard her on TV & started howling. Now all we have to do is ask her is she likes Celine Dion & she starts howling.

 

[Zoots]

My dog goes crazy when she hears Celine Dion. When she was a little pup she heard her on TV & started howling. Now all we have to do is ask her is she likes Celine Dion & she starts howling.

 

[U2Man]

OMG, Zootlesque. Who's the girl in your avatar, she's so hot?

 

[Zoots]

OMG, Zootlesque. Who's the girl in your avatar, she's so hot?

Okay, BrazillianFly!!!