So is it REALLY a crime....

[Discoteque]

....if I chose to strangle one of my neighbors, and all my other neighbors were in complete agreement????

5:00 AM. My neighbor's POS car alarm goes off. And like the energizer bunny, it keeps going...and going...and going...for about 40 minutes!!! Meanwhile, me and everyone else in the complex are looking thru the blinds, wandering outside wondering WTF is going on???

And how the hell can this guy SLEEP through that noise anyway????

Yes, I called the cops. Yes, I called the office. Yes, I'm completely exhausted today...AFJ$^&(*@d045jfd...*head falls onto keyboard*...zzzzz.....

 

[daafish]

Shit! I think after 15 minutes you're allowed to detonate their car. And if the car alarm is still ringing after another 15 minutes, that's when you can proceed with the lynch mob! So, therefore, the answer to your question is NO! Enjoy the rest of your day!

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"Talent without discipline, is wasted."

 

[Mrs.Clayton]

Oh my goodness....so did the little buggar ever show up? How did the alarm finally turn off?

 

[Nikolaas]

Actually, the rule is if your neighbor's car alarm goes off while you're sleeping for more than 25 minutes, you get to keep their car. If it goes off for more than 30 minutes, you get to keep your neighbor's wife as a slave in bondage and sell their children to the black market with the government's blessing.

 

[martha]

When I was a kid, the neighbor's car horn wouldn't stop, and the neighbor wouldn't come out of the house. The neighborhood bad guy went over to the car, got the hood open somehow, and tore the wires out! It was pretty funny.

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You have fairly generic bunions. --my podiatrist, 4-11-02

 

[ghetofabu]

Leave a note on his car telling him that you are going to slash his tires if he does not get it fixed. It has worked one out of two times I have done it and the time that it didn't I did slash his tires and I felt allot better and he move out of the complex shortly after that incident.


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When life hands you a lemon, say "Oh yeah, I like lemons. What else you got?" --Henry Rollins

 

[HeartlandGirl]

(((Disco)))

I feel your pain. I recently took my neighbors to court because their damn music was so loud all the time.

Good luck. Inconsiderate people suck.

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U2 @ The Blooming Heart

 

[Sicy]

Originally posted by ghetofabu:
Leave a note on his car telling him that you are going to slash his tires if he does not get it fixed.

Uh... that's real smart.

 

[bono-vox]

Originally posted by Screaming Flower:
the real crime is being an arrogant newbie who thinks it's ok to bash other people's threads. if you don't find them interesting don't read them.

well said!

AAAAW wee disco u poor ting

 

[BAW]

Originally posted by Screaming Flower:
the real crime is being an arrogant newbie who thinks it's ok to bash other people's threads. if you don't find them interesting don't read them.

Bravo!!! Very well said Screaming Flower

 

[Lemon Meringue]

Leave a note on the car telling them how much you appreciated them waking up the entire neighborhood. Maybe they were out of town or something and did not know it was going off, but they should be made aware of the problem. I like to give people the benefit of the doubt unless it keeps happening. Then it's a whole new ballgame. Heh, heh.

I hate being woken up in the middle of the night! Grrrr. make me CRABBY!

Am I still a "newbie"? I hope I'm not a stupid newbie!!!



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Cheers!
Meringue

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."
-Jack Nicholson

 

[ghetofabu]

Originally posted by Lemon Meringue:
Then it's a whole new ballgame. Heh, heh.

I hate being woken up in the middle of the night! Grrrr. make me CRABBY!

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When life hands you a lemon, say "Oh yeah, I like lemons. What else you got?" --Henry Rollins

 

[bono-vox]

Originally posted by Lemon Meringue:


Am I still a "newbie"? I hope I'm not a stupid newbie!!!

ive never seen u before but u doont seeeem stupid

 

[Screaming Flower]

Originally posted by Lemon Meringue:
Am I still a "newbie"? I hope I'm not a stupid newbie!!!

no. you're my favorite kind of pie.

 

[Lemon Meringue]

Originally posted by bono-vox:
ive never seen u before but u doont seeeem stupid

Why thank you. (I guess that means you didn't see the first couple times I tried to post a picture. Yikes!)

 

[sulawesigirl4]

Originally posted by Lemon Meringue:
Am I still a "newbie"? I hope I'm not a stupid newbie!!!

No way, sweetie! You may be a newbie, but you couldn?t be stupid if ya tried.

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[Sicy]

Originally posted by Lemon Meringue:
Am I still a "newbie"? I hope I'm not a stupid newbie!!!

No you seem intelligent.

 

[ABEL]

Hey Disco *hugs*

That happened at my apartments one time a while back...luckily it was on a Sunday morning, but it was around 7:00 in the morning on my day off (it was kinda funny...now that I look back on it anyway...it was so loud it sounded like a siren or something, and we had just had storms move through a few hours before, and at first I jumped out of bed thinking it was a tornado siren, lol). grrrr

The car alarm was malfunctioning so badly, it was just one loud sound, at first when I went outside, we couldn't figure out where the sound was coming from!

It wasnt an old green jeep by any chance was it? lol

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Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
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[This message has been edited by ABEL (edited 05-21-2002).]

 

[ghetofabu]

Originally posted by Sicy:
Uh... that's real smart.

I just have no tolerance for things of that nature. I asked him in person (as well as other residents) nicely and he would just say "yeah whatever I don't hear it" and blow us off, it went on for like a month. I did not actually go up with a knife and do it. I used these take like star shaped things a friend of mine got that cops have to stop cars. All I did was put them behind the tires. It was not my fault he did not properly check around his car for dangerous objects.

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When life hands you a lemon, say "Oh yeah, I like lemons. What else you got?" --Henry Rollins

 

[Nikolaas]

What's the real crime here?? Someone's jelopy alarm going off for an extended amount of time or keeping this not-so-interesting topic alive for all to see for no reason whatsoever?!

 

[Screaming Flower]

the real crime is being an arrogant newbie who thinks it's ok to bash other people's threads. if you don't find them interesting don't read them.

 

[Nikolaas]

You silly crazy anonymous person you!

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

*rolls Jeep over stupid newbies


That really sucks, Disco. Some people....

 

[coolhandlaura]

Originally posted by Discoteque:
....if I chose to strangle one of my neighbors, and all my other neighbors were in complete agreement????

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quick answer Yes with an if, or No with a but.

actually i just wanted to say that because its pretty cool but the little red guy on my shoulder is saying "YES!KILL!CRUSH!DESTROY! RED RUM!" *ahem* damnit i have to stop letting him write my posts for me...