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Old 05-21-2002, 12:39 PM   #1
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So is it REALLY a crime....

....if I chose to strangle one of my neighbors, and all my other neighbors were in complete agreement????

5:00 AM. My neighbor's POS car alarm goes off. And like the energizer bunny, it keeps going...and going...and going...for about 40 minutes!!! Meanwhile, me and everyone else in the complex are looking thru the blinds, wandering outside wondering WTF is going on??? And how the hell can this guy SLEEP through that noise anyway????

Yes, I called the cops. Yes, I called the office. Yes, I'm completely exhausted today...AFJ$^&(*@d045jfd...*head falls onto keyboard*...zzzzz.....
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Old 05-21-2002, 12:49 PM   #2
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Shit! I think after 15 minutes you're allowed to detonate their car. And if the car alarm is still ringing after another 15 minutes, that's when you can proceed with the lynch mob! So, therefore, the answer to your question is NO! Enjoy the rest of your day!

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Oh my goodness....so did the little buggar ever show up? How did the alarm finally turn off?
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Actually, the rule is if your neighbor's car alarm goes off while you're sleeping for more than 25 minutes, you get to keep their car. If it goes off for more than 30 minutes, you get to keep your neighbor's wife as a slave in bondage and sell their children to the black market with the government's blessing.
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When I was a kid, the neighbor's car horn wouldn't stop, and the neighbor wouldn't come out of the house. The neighborhood bad guy went over to the car, got the hood open somehow, and tore the wires out! It was pretty funny.

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Leave a note on his car telling him that you are going to slash his tires if he does not get it fixed. It has worked one out of two times I have done it and the time that it didn't I did slash his tires and I felt allot better and he move out of the complex shortly after that incident.


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Old 05-21-2002, 02:29 PM   #7
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(((Disco)))

I feel your pain. I recently took my neighbors to court because their damn music was so loud all the time.

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Leave a note on his car telling him that you are going to slash his tires if he does not get it fixed.
Uh... that's real smart.

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Old 05-21-2002, 04:24 PM   #9
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the real crime is being an arrogant newbie who thinks it's ok to bash other people's threads. if you don't find them interesting don't read them.
well said!

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the real crime is being an arrogant newbie who thinks it's ok to bash other people's threads. if you don't find them interesting don't read them.
Bravo!!! Very well said Screaming Flower
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Leave a note on the car telling them how much you appreciated them waking up the entire neighborhood. Maybe they were out of town or something and did not know it was going off, but they should be made aware of the problem. I like to give people the benefit of the doubt unless it keeps happening. Then it's a whole new ballgame. Heh, heh.

I hate being woken up in the middle of the night! Grrrr. make me CRABBY!

Am I still a "newbie"? I hope I'm not a stupid newbie!!!



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Then it's a whole new ballgame. Heh, heh.

I hate being woken up in the middle of the night! Grrrr. make me CRABBY!



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Am I still a "newbie"? I hope I'm not a stupid newbie!!!

ive never seen u before but u doont seeeem stupid

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Am I still a "newbie"? I hope I'm not a stupid newbie!!!
no. you're my favorite kind of pie.

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ive never seen u before but u doont seeeem stupid

Why thank you. (I guess that means you didn't see the first couple times I tried to post a picture. Yikes!)
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