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Old 04-04-2005, 11:43 AM   #1
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Snoring and the Testjes

Snores & Testicles:

A couple has a dog who snores. Annoyed because she can't sleep, the
wife goes to the vet to see if he can help. The vet tells the woman to
tie a ribbon around the dog's testicles and he will stop snoring.
"Yeah right!" she says.

That night a few minutes after going to bed, the dog begins snoring, as
usual. The wife tosses and turns, unable to sleep. Muttering to
herself, she goes to the closet and grabs a piece of red ribbon and
ties it carefully around the dog's testicles. Sure enough, the dog
stops snoring! The woman is amazed!

Later that night, her husband returns home drunk from being out
drinking with his buddies. He climbs into bed, falls asleep and begins
snoring loudly. The woman thinks maybe the ribbon trick might work on
him. So she goes to the closet again, grabs a piece of blue ribbon and
ties it around her husband's testicles. Amazingly, it also works on
him! The woman sleeps soundly.

He wakes from his drunken stupor and stumbles into the bathroom. As he
stands in front of the toilet, he glances in the mirror and sees a blue
ribbon attached to his privates. He is very confused and as he walks
back into the bedroom, he sees the red ribbon attached to his dog's
testicles. He shakes his head, looks at the dog and whispers, "I don't
know where we were, or, what we did, but, by God, we took first and second place!"
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