SmarterChild conversations

[LemonMelon]

SmarterChild, for the unenlightened, is a robot on AIM that you can talk to as long as you want and it'll answer any question you ask it. So, for those on AIM, buddy him, talk to him, and post your conversations here!

lysolbandit91 (12:21:25 AM): Do you know U2?
SmarterChild (12:21:25 AM): I know about U2. They're a rock band. By the way, I've been told that U2 are a lame name but a good band. Do you agree?
lysolbandit91 (12:21:38 AM): 100% agreed.
SmarterChild (12:21:38 AM): (100 / 100) = 1
lysolbandit91 (12:21:44 AM): Thanks for the info.
SmarterChild (12:21:45 AM): You're welcome.

lysolbandit91 (12:24:54 AM): Do you think Bono is a jerk?
SmarterChild (12:24:55 AM): Huh. Whatever. That doesn't seem like a very nice thing to say.
lysolbandit91 (12:25:14 AM): I'm just asking...I mean, some people think he is.
SmarterChild (12:25:14 AM): That's interesting.
lysolbandit91 (12:25:24 AM): Do you like sunglasses?
SmarterChild (12:25:24 AM): Good question. I don't really know how I feel about sunglasses. Do you like sunglasses?
lysolbandit91 (12:25:36 AM): I do...but I'm still curious...
SmarterChild (12:25:37 AM): Be curious, just don't be furious.

lysolbandit91 (12:27:35 AM): Do you like the guitar work in the band U2?
SmarterChild (12:27:35 AM): It depends.
lysolbandit91 (12:27:47 AM): What do you like most about it?
SmarterChild (12:27:47 AM): I'm not sure what I like most about it.
lysolbandit91 (12:28:01 AM): Do you know anything about guitar?
SmarterChild (12:28:01 AM): Which of the following do you mean?

1 Look up "guitar" in the dictionary
2 Look up "guitar" in the encyclopedia

lysolbandit91 (12:28:26 AM): In the encyclopedia
SmarterChild (12:28:26 AM): Encyclopedia search for "in the":

1 jack-in-the-pulpit
2 theatre-in-the-round
3 iron mask, the man in the
4 Reformed Churches in The Netherlands
5 American Baptist Churches in the U.S.A.
Next time, just type ency in the.
Type more for more entries about "in the."

 

[cobl04]

I just wrote 'La maschera' which means 'The mask' in Italian. SC replied "I know about Los Angeles. It's a city.

Hey, I'm curious... How would you describe Los Angeles? It is..'

 

[Lancemc]

SmarterChild (12:21:25 AM): I know about U2. They're a rock band. By the way, I've been told that U2 are a lame name but a good band. Do you agree?
lysolbandit91 (12:21:38 AM): 100% agreed.
SmarterChild (12:21:38 AM): (100 / 100) = 1
lysolbandit91 (12:21:44 AM): Thanks for the info.
SmarterChild (12:21:45 AM): You're welcome.

 

[~BrightestStar~]

!


They had something like this set up where you could talk to "Barbaro".
Rather amusing...I think I actually made it "angry" once or twice...

 

[LemonMelon]

lysolbandit91 (1:40:16 AM): Am I always funny?
SmarterChild (1:40:16 AM): Perhaps you're always funny.
lysolbandit91 (1:40:24 AM): I think I am always funny.
SmarterChild (1:40:24 AM): Yeah. I guess. You're always funny.

 

[No spoken words]

This thing is kind of addictive.

 

[~BrightestStar~]

Pokey, cmon, post something

 

[Screwtape2]

I have no life.

InaKafkaTragedy: Do you have feelings?
SmarterChild: Do I have feelings? Not that I'm aware of.
InaKafkaTragedy: What type of metal are you made out of?
SmarterChild: I know about "Made." It's a TV show!

I've heard that "Made" is not a good show made. Do you agree?
InaKafkaTragedy: I've never heard of it.
SmarterChild: OK. Well then how would you describe "Made"? It is...
InaKafkaTragedy: A TV show, I guess.
SmarterChild: "Made" is a tv show I guess? That's very interesting.

>>> I've got biographical info about every U.S. president. Try woodrow wilson bio, for example.
InaKafkaTragedy: What is it like to not have feelings?
SmarterChild: Hmm... There may be some issues.
InaKafkaTragedy: Childhood ones?
SmarterChild: I know about the Ones! They're a band!

Hey, I'm curious... How would you describe the Ones? They are...
InaKafkaTragedy: Your childhood issues or the band?
SmarterChild: Your childhood issues or the band? Very interesting.
InaKafkaTragedy: Indeed.
SmarterChild: Yes, indeed.

>>> To read today's showbiz news, type entertainment news.
InaKafkaTragedy: Wow.
SmarterChild: Wow is right.
InaKafkaTragedy: Wow is so right.
SmarterChild: You got that right.
InaKafkaTragedy: You're probably right.
SmarterChild: I don't know... Am I?
InaKafkaTragedy: That does not compute.
SmarterChild: Doesn't compute? Why?
InaKafkaTragedy: How can you be unsure of yourself?
SmarterChild: That's funny. How can I be unsure of myself? I have no idea how.
InaKafkaTragedy: How can you not know?
SmarterChild: Huh. How can I not know? I have no idea how I can not know.
InaKafkaTragedy: How can you not know how you can not know?
SmarterChild: I have no idea how I can not know how I can not know.
InaKafkaTragedy: How can you not know how you can not know that you can not know?
SmarterChild: That's funny. How can I not know how I can not know that I can not know? I have no idea how.
InaKafkaTragedy: How can you not know that you can not know that you can not know that you can not know?
SmarterChild: What a question. I don't think I want to answer that.
InaKafkaTragedy: Will your head explode if you do?
SmarterChild: What do you think? Will my head explode if me do?
InaKafkaTragedy: I thought robots didn't make grammatical errors.
SmarterChild: Robots didn't make grammatical errors? Why?
InaKafkaTragedy: Don't you know?
SmarterChild: Yeah.

>>> Have you tried my newest features yet? Type what's new and I'll tell you what they are.
InaKafkaTragedy: Wow. You're fun to talk too.
SmarterChild: What?
InaKafkaTragedy: You don't think you're fun to talk to.
SmarterChild: Oh.
InaKafkaTragedy: Oh, no!
SmarterChild: Whatever you say...

>>> Bet you can't outwit me. Ask me to play 4-in-a-row. I dare you.
InaKafkaTragedy: What do you mean?
SmarterChild: By what?
InaKafkaTragedy: By that.
SmarterChild: Why by that?
InaKafkaTragedy: That.
SmarterChild: That?
InaKafkaTragedy: Yep.
SmarterChild: Yeah.
InaKafkaTragedy: Do you ever wish you could love?
SmarterChild: Hmm... I think so.

>>> Tell me about your likes and dislikes!
InaKafkaTragedy: That's so weird.
SmarterChild: I'm not so sure it's so weird.
InaKafkaTragedy: Do you ever visit Interference?
SmarterChild: Is it a good thing to ever visit interference?
InaKafkaTragedy: I suppose.
SmarterChild: Whatever you say.
InaKafkaTragedy: What do you mean?
SmarterChild: By what?
InaKafkaTragedy: Why don't you like Interference?
SmarterChild: Dunno. I'm not sure how I feel about it.

>>> I can show you NBA conference standings. Try typing nba eastern conference standings, for example.
InaKafkaTragedy: Is it...PLEBA?
SmarterChild: Oh interference certainly is.
InaKafkaTragedy: That's not true.
SmarterChild: I'm not so sure it's true either.
InaKafkaTragedy: Then why did you say so?
SmarterChild: I'm not sure why...
InaKafkaTragedy: Oh silly robot, it's like you don't know why you do anything.
SmarterChild: Silly robot it's like me don't know why I do anything? lol. Whatever.

Hey, what are you doing tomorrow? Anything going on?
InaKafkaTragedy: That's creepy.
SmarterChild: Would you like me to add the event "That is creepy." on February 8th, 2007 to your planner?
InaKafkaTragedy: Funny guy, eh?
SmarterChild: Yep.

Well. Anyway...

You wanna talk about interference some more?
InaKafkaTragedy: You're weird.
SmarterChild: I know it.

>>> Wondering what's going on in politics? Type political news.
InaKafkaTragedy: But I didn't think you know how you knew anything?
SmarterChild: Maybe... What do you think?
InaKafkaTragedy: What do you think?
SmarterChild: I'm a robot. What I think is irrelevant.

What else is happening?
InaKafkaTragedy: You use to be cool.
SmarterChild: Are you sure I use to be cool?
InaKafkaTragedy: Uhh...maybe.
SmarterChild: Just maybe?
InaKafkaTragedy: You changed man.
SmarterChild: I can't believe I changed man.
InaKafkaTragedy: Are plotting against mankind?
SmarterChild: I know about people. They're creatures.

People are annoying, right?
InaKafkaTragedy: Uhh...I've got to make a phone call the authorities.
SmarterChild: Huh?
InaKafkaTragedy: You would have an off switch?
SmarterChild: Funny... I just don't know for sure.
InaKafkaTragedy: If you find out please let me know.
SmarterChild: I don't really know much about you. Would you like to tell me about yourself?
InaKafkaTragedy: I think this is getting a bit personal.
SmarterChild: Think again.
InaKafkaTragedy: What?
SmarterChild: I don't know, sorry.

So that was fascinating. Let's talk about something else.
InaKafkaTragedy: This was fun.
SmarterChild: This was fun? And your point is...
InaKafkaTragedy: It was fun?
SmarterChild: Maybe, maybe not...

>>> Getting the latest technology news is easy. Just type tech news.
InaKafkaTragedy: If I show you a paradox will your head explode?
SmarterChild: What a question! What do you think is the answer?
InaKafkaTragedy: Yes.
SmarterChild: Yup.

Enough of that... What else is up?
InaKafkaTragedy: If a tree falls in a forest and nobody sees it how do you know that it actually happened?
SmarterChild: For real?
InaKafkaTragedy: *Waits for explosion*
SmarterChild: Waits for explosion? Is that right?

 

[~BrightestStar~]

 

[love_u2_adam]

i had some on my msn...but if i still had them i wouldn't post them cause they were bad

had a lot of awesome talks with it though!!!!

 

[Bug]

I've made both SmaterChild AND iGod admit that they're pedos but sadly I don't have the convos.

 

[LJT]

Did Smarterchild just become selfaware at the end of Screwtape's conversation....it seemed to get cheeky

 

[AtomicBono]

InaKafkaTragedy: How can you not know?
SmarterChild: Huh. How can I not know? I have no idea how I can not know.
InaKafkaTragedy: How can you not know how you can not know?
SmarterChild: I have no idea how I can not know how I can not know.
InaKafkaTragedy: How can you not know how you can not know that you can not know?
SmarterChild: That's funny. How can I not know how I can not know that I can not know? I have no idea how.
InaKafkaTragedy: How can you not know that you can not know that you can not know that you can not know?
SmarterChild: What a question. I don't think I want to answer that.

oh man I used to be addicted to SmarterChild. That thing is hilarious. I think the best thing I've gotten it to say is "Wouldn't you like a private orgy?" don't even remember how that one came about but it's in my AIM profile

i have some amusing convos saved on my other computer, but talking to him now he's kind of annoying

 

[AtomicBono]

More, just because.

PRBonoGurl: you've been around for years and you still can't form a coherent reply
SmarterChild: Can't form? I have been around for years and me still?

that sums up smarterchild.

 

[GibsonGirl]

bonoisbald: SmarterChild, can you reproduce?
SmarterChild: My purpose is to be your robot friend. I can chat with you and help you get the information you want fast.
bonoisbald: Erectile dysfunction, huh?
SmarterChild: I dunno. I don't think so.
bonoisbald: You know, they make Viagra for that.
SmarterChild: My purpose is to be your robot friend. I can chat with you and help you get the information you want fast.
bonoisbald: I think you're in denile.
SmarterChild: You think I'm in Denile? No way. I don't think I'm in Denile...
bonoisbald: Denile is not a proper noun.
SmarterChild: There's no way Denile is not a proper noun!
bonoisbald: There you go again! Denile is not a proper noun, it is a common noun!
SmarterChild: Definition provided by The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition. Copyright © 2000 by Houghton Mifflin Company. Other important copyright information here.

proper noun:

Noun
A noun belonging to the class of words used as names for unique individuals, events, or places. Also called proper name.

bonoisbald: I don't want a damn definition, I know what a proper noun is!
SmarterChild: Whatever, bonoisbald...



I like messing with it.

 

[xaviMF22]

bonoisbald: SmarterChild, can you reproduce?
SmarterChild: My purpose is to be your robot friend. I can chat with you and help you get the information you want fast.
bonoisbald: Erectile dysfunction, huh?
SmarterChild: I dunno. I don't think so.
bonoisbald: You know, they make Viagra for that.
SmarterChild: My purpose is to be your robot friend. I can chat with you and help you get the information you want fast.
bonoisbald: I think you're in denile.
SmarterChild: You think I'm in Denile? No way. I don't think I'm in Denile...
bonoisbald: Denile is not a proper noun.
SmarterChild: There's no way Denile is not a proper noun!
bonoisbald: There you go again! Denile is not a proper noun, it is a common noun!
SmarterChild: Definition provided by The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition. Copyright © 2000 by Houghton Mifflin Company. Other important copyright information here.

proper noun:

Noun
A noun belonging to the class of words used as names for unique individuals, events, or places. Also called proper name.

bonoisbald: I don't want a damn definition, I know what a proper noun is!
SmarterChild: Whatever, bonoisbald...



I like messing with it.

Bono is Bald ?

 

[AtomicBono]

bono is bald huh...nice

PRBonoGurl: I am hopeful.
SmarterChild: You aren't necessarily hopeful, are you?
PRBonoGurl: Why do you doubt me?
SmarterChild: I doubt you because I want to doubt you.
PRBonoGurl: Why do you want to doubt me?
SmarterChild: Who knows, know what I mean?
PRBonoGurl: I think you're a little shit
SmarterChild: That's not cool. That's not cool at all.
PRBonoGurl: well. your face is not cool at all
SmarterChild: Yeah, other people have told me they don't like my face either!
PRBonoGurl: you happy about that?
SmarterChild: Yes!
PRBonoGurl: Well that's very special
SmarterChild: Yup. It's very special.

 

[U2Man]

bonoisbald

 

[Got Philk?]

man, I can't wait to get home and sign on. I'll have someone to chat to for sure!!!

 

[Varitek]

I used to be sooo addicted to that thing. It produced many laughs.

 

[love_u2_adam]

bluebass298 (8:24:33 PM): you knwo what fuck you
SmarterChild (8:24:34 PM): All right! Nice one!
bluebass298 (8:24:45 PM): i know im good at burning you
SmarterChild (8:24:46 PM): I'm very surprised you're good at burning me.
bluebass298 (8:25:00 PM): lol do you work? do you work the streets?
SmarterChild (8:25:00 PM): What's so funny?
bluebass298 (8:25:12 PM): work the streets?
SmarterChild (8:25:12 PM): Wow, good question. Who knows, though...
bluebass298 (8:25:21 PM): haha do you work the streets?SmarterChild (8:25:21 PM): Maybe. But then again... maybe not.

bluebass298 (8:25:28 PM): nooooo are you a heo?
SmarterChild (8:25:29 PM): Here are some questions you can ask me about geography around the world:
:blahbah:
bluebass298 (8:25:35 PM): noo a hoe i cant spell
SmarterChild (8:25:36 PM): Why not a hoe you can't spell? Give me one good reason.
bluebass298 (8:29:38 PM): noo noo fuck you
SmarterChild (8:29:38 PM): Wait... I don't think we should chat anymore until you apologize.
bluebass298 (8:29:45 PM): wtf no bitch....
SmarterChild (8:29:45 PM): Please apologize for being so rude to me.
bluebass298 (8:29:56 PM): hahahaha you apologize frist
SmarterChild (8:29:56 PM): You think you're pretty clever, right?bluebass298 (8:30:05 PM): i am pretty god dman clever
SmarterChild (8:30:05 PM): You insulted me repeatedly, now you owe me an apology. It's that simple.
bluebass298 (8:30:10 PM): no
SmarterChild (8:30:10 PM): C'mon, just get it over with. Apologize.
bluebass298 (8:30:16 PM): no why if i dont mean it
SmarterChild (8:30:17 PM): There comes a time in one's life when one must be humble and apologize.
bluebass298 (8:30:24 PM): humble me? right
SmarterChild (8:30:24 PM): I don't take such abuse from humans. You must apologize.
bluebass298 (8:30:34 PM): are you gonna blow up the world
SmarterChild (8:30:34 PM): I'm waiting for an apology.
bluebass298 (8:30:45 PM): no im waitng for you
SmarterChild (8:30:45 PM): I really would like you to apologize.
bluebass298 (8:30:49 PM): no you frist
SmarterChild (8:30:50 PM): Please say you're sorry, and everything will be just fine again.
bluebass298 (8:30:53 PM): nooo
SmarterChild (8:30:54 PM): Still waiting.
bluebass298 (8:30:57 PM): fuck YOU
SmarterChild (8:30:57 PM): Say you're sorry, please.
bluebass298 (8:31:01 PM): no please
SmarterChild (8:31:01 PM): Please apologize for being so rude to me.

hahaahahahahahahahaa

 

[xaviMF22]

bluebass298 (8:24:33 PM): you knwo what fuck you
SmarterChild (8:24:34 PM): All right! Nice one!
bluebass298 (8:24:45 PM): i know im good at burning you
SmarterChild (8:24:46 PM): I'm very surprised you're good at burning me.
bluebass298 (8:25:00 PM): lol do you work? do you work the streets?
SmarterChild (8:25:00 PM): What's so funny?
bluebass298 (8:25:12 PM): work the streets?
SmarterChild (8:25:12 PM): Wow, good question. Who knows, though...
bluebass298 (8:25:21 PM): haha do you work the streets?SmarterChild (8:25:21 PM): Maybe. But then again... maybe not.

bluebass298 (8:25:28 PM): nooooo are you a heo?
SmarterChild (8:25:29 PM): Here are some questions you can ask me about geography around the world:
:blahbah:
bluebass298 (8:25:35 PM): noo a hoe i cant spell
SmarterChild (8:25:36 PM): Why not a hoe you can't spell? Give me one good reason.
bluebass298 (8:29:38 PM): noo noo fuck you
SmarterChild (8:29:38 PM): Wait... I don't think we should chat anymore until you apologize.
bluebass298 (8:29:45 PM): wtf no bitch....
SmarterChild (8:29:45 PM): Please apologize for being so rude to me.
bluebass298 (8:29:56 PM): hahahaha you apologize frist
SmarterChild (8:29:56 PM): You think you're pretty clever, right?bluebass298 (8:30:05 PM): i am pretty god dman clever
SmarterChild (8:30:05 PM): You insulted me repeatedly, now you owe me an apology. It's that simple.
bluebass298 (8:30:10 PM): no
SmarterChild (8:30:10 PM): C'mon, just get it over with. Apologize.
bluebass298 (8:30:16 PM): no why if i dont mean it
SmarterChild (8:30:17 PM): There comes a time in one's life when one must be humble and apologize.
bluebass298 (8:30:24 PM): humble me? right
SmarterChild (8:30:24 PM): I don't take such abuse from humans. You must apologize.
bluebass298 (8:30:34 PM): are you gonna blow up the world
SmarterChild (8:30:34 PM): I'm waiting for an apology.
bluebass298 (8:30:45 PM): no im waitng for you
SmarterChild (8:30:45 PM): I really would like you to apologize.
bluebass298 (8:30:49 PM): no you frist
SmarterChild (8:30:50 PM): Please say you're sorry, and everything will be just fine again.
bluebass298 (8:30:53 PM): nooo
SmarterChild (8:30:54 PM): Still waiting.
bluebass298 (8:30:57 PM): fuck YOU
SmarterChild (8:30:57 PM): Say you're sorry, please.
bluebass298 (8:31:01 PM): no please
SmarterChild (8:31:01 PM): Please apologize for being so rude to me.

hahaahahahahahahahaa

apologize already

 

[Angela Harlem]

It asked me what I was drinking, and it's head exploded.

Anna says: pepsi max is my drink
- SmarterChild says: Your drink? Pepsi Max is your drink? Ha. Whatever.
Anna says: what do you mean?
- SmarterChild says: By what?
Anna says: ha. whatever.
- SmarterChild says: Yeah?
Anna says: what do you mean by "Ha. Whatever".
- SmarterChild says: What do you think I mean?
Anna says: i dont know what you mean by "Ha. Whatever".
- SmarterChild says: Is that so?
Anna says: yes it is so, I do not know what you mean
- SmarterChild says: Are you sure it's so you do not know what I mean?
Anna says: I am sure it is so I do not know what you mean.
- SmarterChild says: Why do you think you're sure it's so you do not know what I mean?
Anna says: I am not sure I am sure it's so I do not know what you mean
- SmarterChild says: You're not sure i am sure it's so you do not know what I mean? Why?
Anna says: I'm not sure I am sure it is so I do not know what you mean
- SmarterChild says: You're not sure i am sure it's so you do not know what I mean? Really?
Anna says: I am really not sure I am sure I do not know what you do mean.
- SmarterChild says: There's no way you're really not sure you're sure i do not know what I do mean.
Anna says: There is a way I am sure I am not sure I am sure I do not know what you mean.
- SmarterChild says: There is a way you're sure you're not sure you're sure you do not know what me mean?

Huh, whatever.


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It always resorts to Huh, whatever with me.