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Old 07-27-2008, 05:32 AM   #121
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Dear Qantas Engineers Union,

This is important. If you're going to go on strike because your pay-rise isn't big enough, make sure that the planes you maintain don't develop holes in them. Especially when you're also concerned about outsourcing maintenance, despite this plane never having had heavy maintenance outside of Australia. Please allow me to demonstrate.

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Comprehend?

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Well, that just scared Jen off aviation for good.

I loved the news article Kim linked to earlier with some QANTAS executive going on about how the plane wasn't a rustbucket. Yeah, it seems it was WORSE than a rustbucket ...
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I have a list of people who should die. If we keep talking about the Cyrus family and I pass this list onto you, can I trust that those listed on it will not be alive in the morning?

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Wait! I like being alive.
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Wait! I like being alive.
Don't worry, you're on the "should have their legs broken" list, not the "should die" list.
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Old 07-27-2008, 05:34 AM   #124
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Well, that just scared Jen off aviation for good.

I loved the news article Kim linked to earlier with some QANTAS executive going on about how the plane wasn't a rustbucket. Yeah, it seems it was WORSE than a rustbucket ...
Decent engineers can fix rustbuckets.
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I have a list of people who should die. If we keep talking about the Cyrus family and I pass this list onto you, can I trust that those listed on it will not be alive in the morning?

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yes yes you can. i am in a bad fucking mood, and i dont get mad, i get stabby.
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So, uh, I keep staring at my own signature ...

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I know that perfect reputation of QANTAS's couldn't last... but there's no need to blow holes in it that size!
As long as they keep outsourcing maintenance, it won't be a problem. If that is the kind of work we see from the Australian engineers.

Greedy idiots.
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yes yes you can. i am in a bad fucking mood, and i dont get mad, i get stabby.


I have PMS, which means it's a month since I had my altercation with bitch-principal....
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As long as they keep outsourcing maintenance, it won't be a problem. If that is the kind of work we see from the Australian engineers.

Greedy idiots.
I love the paranoia about outsourcing maintenance. "OH NOEZ TEH ASIENZ!!!1!1!11"
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